It's Miami Week: Haiku Time

[JESSEFEFFER]

A classic from other years:

 

Tua needs an "n"

to make his name aquatic

squish the Tuna fish

 

Now an attempted rework:

 

Tua needs an "h"

to give his name more meaning

Bills ballhawk Tuah

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I hate Miami 

God how I hate Miami 

I hate Miami 

[Cusefan66214]

Von's back for the bout

Tagovailoa knocked out

Makes me wanna shout

[ExWNYer]

Fish are food not friends

Squish them, cook them, eat them, too

Fish are food not friends

[ExWNYer]

Bills will win this game

Fish will be Tua and six

Division is ours

[without a drought]

Don't trust mammal fish

Can't swim away from stampede

Don't trust mammal fish

[Returntoglory]

Snow falls in the stands,  

Bills and Dolphins clash in cold,  

Rivalry ignites.