DrDawkinstein Posted November 4 Posted November 4 As a dad to a young child, we are always discussing and analyzing poops in this house. 1 Quote
Sweats Posted November 4 Posted November 4 ...........check out "hot plate" on certain web sites and let me know again how much you love to analyze your shiza. Quote
Irv Posted November 4 Author Posted November 4 5 hours ago, Sweats said: ...........check out "hot plate" on certain web sites and let me know again how much you love to analyze your shiza. Check out the "Hot Carl". Quote
Behindenemylines Posted November 5 Posted November 5 On 10/23/2024 at 10:06 AM, Augie said: I think the 17 year drought made most of us experts. No amounts of Imodium could help that sh$t spell 2 Quote
Irv Posted November 5 Author Posted November 5 (edited) On 11/3/2024 at 8:59 PM, TheCockSportif said: It's that people watch "it" -- which IIRC was the theme of this thread. I'm old and busy pissing my mattress. What the F does IIRC mean? Eeep Op Ork Ah-Ha? IIRC? Erk? Edited November 5 by Irv 1 Quote
Sweats Posted November 5 Posted November 5 19 hours ago, Irv said: Check out the "Hot Carl". Now i don't know if i want to......lol Quote
Wacka Posted November 5 Posted November 5 8 hours ago, Irv said: I'm old and busy pissing my mattress. What the F does IIRC mean? Eeep Op Ork Ah-Ha? 😀IIRC? Erk? George Jetson's drum setup reminds me of Neal Peart's.😀 I think the singer is Howie Morris (Earnst T. Bass on the Andy Griffith Show).n He did tons of voices for Hanah-Barberra. 1 Quote
Irv Posted November 5 Author Posted November 5 I had knee surgery on Thursday. They gave me hydrocodone or something like that. That shlt (pardon the pun) is a major poop stopper. Had not turned one loose since Thursday. After coffee, I delivered the beast this morning. Quite lava-like. Or maybe magma. Not sure. It was a thing of beauty. Should have knee surgery more often. Yours, Hot Carl Quote
Sweats Posted November 5 Posted November 5 26 minutes ago, Irv said: I had knee surgery on Thursday. They gave me hydrocodone or something like that. That shlt (pardon the pun) is a major poop stopper. Had not turned one loose since Thursday. After coffee, I delivered the beast this morning. Quite lava-like. Or maybe magma. Not sure. It was a thing of beauty. Should have knee surgery more often. Yours, Hot Carl I'm lactose intolerant, so coffee/with cream and a glass of milk always knocks it loose for me........in fact, whenever were out at a friend's house and we've had enough and figure it's time to go home, i drink a glass of milk and create the "party ender" and that's sure to emit a foul stench throughout the house creating confusion of perhaps a broken sewage line, giving us time to slip out unnoticed. That's a true story right there.......that's my "ace in the hole". Quote
Irv Posted November 5 Author Posted November 5 Just now, Sweats said: I'm lactose intolerant, so coffee/with cream and a glass of milk always knocks it loose for me........in fact, whenever were out at a friend's house and we've had enough and figure it's time to go home, i drink a glass of milk and create the "party ender" and that's sure to emit a foul stench throughout the house creating confusion of perhaps a broken sewage line, giving us time to slip out unnoticed. That's a true story right there.......that's my "ace in the hole". You said you were married? Quote
Sweats Posted November 5 Posted November 5 2 minutes ago, Irv said: You said you were married? My wife is the one who encourages the "party ender"...........that's true love right there, guy. 1 Quote
Wacka Posted November 5 Posted November 5 For my transplant, they had me full of painkillers and antibiotics and immunosupresion meds. The day after, while in ICU,I had to go ad rang the nurses. By the time they got to me it was too late. Had the runs 9 times that day. For the next day, they put a tube in my ass . Was profusely apologizing to them for having to clean me up. Then for about a week I was stopped up.The new kidney is placed in the lower abdomen near where the Appendix is, so they had to move a lot of small intestines around and there was likely some slight bruising internally. Quote
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 5 Posted November 5 On 10/21/2024 at 3:17 PM, Irv said: Poop Assessment After seeing the title, I thought this was going to be a Sabres thread. 3 Quote
Irv Posted November 5 Author Posted November 5 4 hours ago, Wacka said: For my transplant, they had me full of painkillers and antibiotics and immunosupresion meds. The day after, while in ICU,I had to go ad rang the nurses. By the time they got to me it was too late. Had the runs 9 times that day. For the next day, they put a tube in my ass . Was profusely apologizing to them for having to clean me up. Then for about a week I was stopped up.The new kidney is placed in the lower abdomen near where the Appendix is, so they had to move a lot of small intestines around and there was likely some slight bruising internally. After reading about your journey the last year or so, I'll never B word. Glad your back wackin'. Quote
Wacka Posted November 5 Posted November 5 Since then everything has been fine on the poop front. Very regular. Chronic kidney disease can cause constipation. Now if I haven't gone for more than 36 hrs, I pop 1 or 2 Metamucil fiber gummies-orange flavor and its back to normal. Quote
Sweats Posted November 5 Posted November 5 I'm fairly regular with one large dumping a day. A bunch of years back, the doctors had me on some new meds......i was hitting the washroom no lie, on average of about 12 times a day. The guys at work made a game of it with a tally of the "shat" count, but lost interest after around 12 times count. The bosses had an issue with my lost time in the washroom though and threatened to write me up.......bwahahahahahahaha. 1 Quote
Augie Posted November 5 Posted November 5 10 minutes ago, Sweats said: I'm fairly regular with one large dumping a day. A bunch of years back, the doctors had me on some new meds......i was hitting the washroom no lie, on average of about 12 times a day. The guys at work made a game of it with a tally of the "shat" count, but lost interest after around 12 times count. The bosses had an issue with my lost time in the washroom though and threatened to write me up.......bwahahahahahahaha. And this is exactly the kind of great information that keeps me coming back to TBD day after day. I’m starting to worry a little more about your mattress. 1 1 Quote
4merper4mer Posted November 6 Posted November 6 On 10/21/2024 at 4:17 PM, Irv said: I admit it. I analyze almost every poop I take. I take great pride in a solid, one or two-section, dark brown coil that seems to be more and more elusive as I age. I will even try to use as little TP as possible to get a good look. If you don't do it, you should! On 10/21/2024 at 4:17 PM, Irv said: I admit it. I analyze almost every poop I take. I take great pride in a solid, one or two-section, dark brown coil that seems to be more and more elusive as I age. I will even try to use as little TP as possible to get a good look. If you don't do it, you should! You should change the thread title to “Poop assessments….love ‘em or hate em? “ Quote
Sweats Posted November 6 Posted November 6 14 hours ago, Augie said: And this is exactly the kind of great information that keeps me coming back to TBD day after day. I’m starting to worry a little more about your mattress. I thought we established that it was my dogs..........that's my story and i'm sticking to it. 1 Quote
TheCockSportif Posted November 6 Posted November 6 I've gotten into lentils recently. Lentils, rice, a lot of spice? A 💩 machine! 1 Quote
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