Poop Assessment

[Jauronimo]

15 hours ago, PastaJoe said:

I believe they only need a small smear  on a test kit retrieved with a small stick to test. They don’t ask you to squat over the box.

I don't take any chances.  Fill em up!

[Sweats]

I should start a new thread, titled "Poop Tests......love em or hate em".

 

I mean, i don't care either way. If someone wants me to **** in a bucket and then inspect it, well have at it buddy. Tell me if you see anything you like in there.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

7 hours ago, Steve O said:

Admittedly I do too. But I save discussion of said analysis for the Dr's office. Where do you draw the discussion line, at a Bills message board? At dinner when there's a lull in the conversation?

You seem constipated.

Edited 23 hours ago by Johnny Hammersticks

[Mike in Horseheads]

11 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

I don't take any chances.  Fill em up!

Imagine the conversation in the breakroom at the Coliguard plant,  Yup I got another one that had corn last night.

[ExiledInIllinois]

53 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Imagine the conversation in the breakroom at the Coliguard plant,  Yup I got another one that had corn last night.

You're sick!🤣 

[Mike in Horseheads]

5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

You're sick!🤣 

At least the other person saying, you think thats bad I got one that I thought was hemorrhaging but it was just beets

[Behindenemylines]

On 10/21/2024 at 4:41 PM, Mike in Horseheads said:

Can you imagine working at Coliguard and opening up containers of sh1t all day and running tests on them?  Who has to flush the remains?  when the UPS truck pulls up with pallets of tests who gets them in mail room and dollops them out?

Deep thoughts here making me appreciate my gig now. 

5 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Imagine the conversation in the breakroom at the Coliguard plant,  Yup I got another one that had corn last night.

…As he slowly picks corn from his teeth

[HIT BY SPIKES]

On 10/21/2024 at 4:17 PM, Irv said:

I admit it.  I analyze almost every poop I take.  I take great pride in a solid, one or two-section, dark brown coil that seems to be more and more elusive as I age.  I will even try to use as little TP as possible to get a good look.  If you don't do it, you should!

 

I too am a Poop Analyst

[Fleezoid]

I usually try and get a 2nd opinion. Much more objective. But my neighbors don't seem to be out and about much anymore. 

[Augie]

7 hours ago, HIT BY SPIKES said:

 

I too am a Poop Analyst

 

I think the 17 year drought made most of us experts. 

[Royale with Cheese]

I look each time and if I have a good one, I feel proud of myself.