Irv Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago I admit it. I analyze almost every poop I take. I take great pride in a solid, one or two-section, dark brown coil that seems to be more and more elusive as I age. I will even try to use as little TP as possible to get a good look. If you don't do it, you should! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago I was hoping I misunderstood the title. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted 18 hours ago Author Share Posted 18 hours ago Just now, Augie said: I was hoping I misunderstood the title. Maybe you did. Are you with the IRS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago You drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago I wake up every morning realizing Taylor Swift, Bill Gates and even the Dali Llama take a healthy crap on the throne. It puts me at even ground with them for five minutes and I feel less inconsequential in life. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago Can you imagine working at Coliguard and opening up containers of sh1t all day and running tests on them? Who has to flush the remains? when the UPS truck pulls up with pallets of tests who gets them in mail room and dollops them out? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: I wake up every morning realizing Taylor Swift, Bill Gates and even the Dali Llama take a healthy crap on the throne. It puts me at even ground with them for five minutes and I feel less inconsequential in life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Can you imagine working at Coliguard and opening up containers of sh1t all day and running tests on them? Who has to flush the remains? when the UPS truck pulls up with pallets of tests who gets them in mail room and dollops them out? Think about this whenever the commercial comes on...hopefully the Jardiance lady and the dancers work there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago Dr Mercola probiotics and Metamucil changed my life. As long as I stay reasonably hydrated, I empty the tank like clockwork every morning after my coffee. I barely even need TP anymore. 👌 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Dr Mercola probiotics and Metamucil changed my life. As long as I stay reasonably hydrated, I empty the tank like clockwork every morning after my coffee. I barely even need TP anymore. 👌 Well, I guess I’m glad to hear about your savings. I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Can you imagine working at Coliguard and opening up containers of sh1t all day and running tests on them? Who has to flush the remains? when the UPS truck pulls up with pallets of tests who gets them in mail room and dollops them out? I believe they only need a small smear on a test kit retrieved with a small stick to test. They don’t ask you to squat over the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 13 minutes ago, Augie said: Well, I guess I’m glad to hear about your savings. I guess. Just a square or two does the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Just a square or two does the job. Wow! No mop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago This thread is a real 💩show 🤣🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 16 minutes ago, PastaJoe said: I believe they only need a small smear on a test kit retrieved with a small stick to test. They don’t ask you to squat over the box. Ah ya they do, you crap in a container that hangs over the bowl, take a test on part of it and send it ALL back. Been there done that. nothing like dropping off a box of crap at the UPS store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago (edited) Or having you and the lady behind you in line at UPS doing the same thing. Edited 15 hours ago by Wacka 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago (edited) 15 hours ago, Irv said: I admit it. I analyze almost every poop I take. I take great pride in a solid, one or two-section, dark brown coil that seems to be more and more elusive as I age. I will even try to use as little TP as possible to get a good look. If you don't do it, you should! Admittedly I do too. But I save discussion of said analysis for the Dr's office. Where do you draw the discussion line, at a Bills message board? At dinner when there's a lull in the conversation? Edited 3 hours ago by Steve O 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zow2 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago I'm eating a big sloppy breakfast burrito and for some reason clicked on this thread. Why i have no idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted 54 minutes ago Share Posted 54 minutes ago When i was working in the nuclear industry, we would routinely have to do poop tests to get analyzed for any Alpha radiation contamination.......every once in awhile the poop transport cart would tip over if the guy was pushing it too fast. You ever think you're having a bad day?..........wait till you see the poop cart tip over, the poor guy who had to clean it up and the angry mob that had to force a 2nd poop for a new Alpha test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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