stuckincincy Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 "Losers always whine about their best. winners go home and !@#$ the prom queen." gotta love connery... 364608[/snapback] Neat. 30% of folks under 35 years of age ( the winners) in America are infected with some flavor of VD. Bon Apitite!
Reuben Gant Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 To be honest, this list has no credibility at all. No Bruce Campbell lines = worthless "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and s---, and Jack left town." "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun." 364577[/snapback] "shop smart, shop Savemart" "Give me some sugar, baby" "I know the damn words"
Bob in SC Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Maybe I missed it, but can we ignore my favorite, Airplane? "Billy, have you ever been in a plane before? Billy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" or, "I picked a bad time to -----"
BillsGuyInMalta Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 How could they exclude this gem from one of the most underrated movies of our generation, John Carpenter's "They Live"? Nada (Roddy Piper): "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum..."
Tux of Borg Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Only one Top Gun Quote! No Major League quotes! No Animal House quotes! No Bad News Bears quotes! No South Park quotes! No American Pie quotes!
macdaddy Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Do you french kiss?....my daddy says I'm the best!
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 They missed George Bailey to Mr. Potter. "In the vast configuration of things, why, you're nothing more than a scurvy little spider" One of my all time favorites
BRH Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 One of my favorites from Anthony Hopkins in Meet Joe Black: "Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy." 364631[/snapback] Other than that line, that movie was four hours of my life I'd like to have back.
linksfiend Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 IMO, they got the Silence of the Lambs quote wrong also. Both "it rubs the lotion on its' skin or else it gets the hose again" and "Was she a big girl Clarice...wide through the hips?" are higher profile quotes.
The Jokeman Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Here's a few that come to mind: Igor: Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.
sweet baboo Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 "shop smart, shop Savemart" "Give me some sugar, baby" "I know the damn words" 364662[/snapback] Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. The Princess Bride had a bunch Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Westley: Yes. Vizzini: Morons. Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Inigo Montoya: What's that? Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change. forget copying this stuff see it here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes
Dr. K Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 I'd have included a few Monty Python quotes: From Holy Grail: "She turned me into a newt! . . . . . . . . . . . It got better." "What's your favorite color?" From Life of Brian: "wrelease wroderick!" There ought to be some way to mention that great Roman leader Bigus Dickus, and his dear wife Incontinentia Buttocks.
BRH Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 There ought to be some way to mention that great Roman leader Bigus Dickus 365436[/snapback] "No one wanks higher in Wome!"
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 "shop smart, shop Savemart" "Give me some sugar, baby" "I know the damn words" 364662[/snapback] Alright you primative screwheads, Listen up! See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? I don't want to go to Federal Pound Me in the Ass prison. No fugging sh--, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
KD in CA Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!?" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling"
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Patton: Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled sh-- in Louisiana."
brihs2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Just watched the movie HEAT again today... great sarcastic line that Pacino has to his wife... "Yes, i made you !@#$ Ralph because it makes me feel good!"
JasoninMT Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 yippie kay-a 364599[/snapback] "Hans. Bubbie.... I'm your white knight."
JasoninMT Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. The Princess Bride had a bunch Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Westley: Yes. Vizzini: Morons. Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Inigo Montoya: What's that? Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change. forget copying this stuff see it here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes 365407[/snapback] Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah. [Vizzini falls over dead]
JasoninMT Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 They missed George Bailey to Mr. Potter. "In the vast configuration of things, why, you're nothing more than a scurvy little spider" One of my all time favorites 364961[/snapback] I've always liked the "Do you want the Moon Mary?" scene... That's one of My favorite movies....
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