stuckincincy Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 TRIBAL WISDOM AND GOVERNMENT POLICY Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in government, other strategies are tried with dead horses: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse." 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses. 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses. 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse. 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability. 9. Pass legislation declaring that "This horse is not dead." 10. Blaming the horse's parents. 11. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed. 12. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat." 13. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance. 14. Do a Cost Analysis Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper. 15. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead. 16. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses 17. Revisit the performance requirements for horses. 18. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable. 19. Blame the horse farm on which it was born. 20. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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