Royale with Cheese Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 43 minutes ago, Simon said: A PBJ should have the gooiest, sweetest most sugar-laden white bread you can possibly find. Like falling apart Wonder bread levels of awfulness..... No way. You need to taste the jelly/preserves and it shouldn't dominate it. It's the reason it's PBJ and not JPB....peanut butter is the leader. White bread is awful. White hamburger buns okay but white bread, I don't like to feed that to ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 59 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: but white bread, I don't like to feed that to ducks. The only bread that should go inside a duck is the stuffing you prepare with a roast duck, and only because at that point the ducks overall health has become somewhat less of a concern. Bread is bad for living ducks, but very good for dead ducks. White bread is horrifically bad for me too, however I value myself less than I do a cute, fuzzy duck so have no qualms about eating it sometimes. Like when I want to make a properly gooey PBJ. With creamy, honey-infused peanut butter. And no nasty, grainy bread made from leaves and other chunks of coarse plant material. For example, I made this well-crafted masterpiece while rolling across Oklahoma. Take note not only of the proper proportions and the perfectly shaped spread, but also the complete absence of wheat and twigs sticking out the sides. Do not take note of the speedometer; it was, ummm.... broken. And don't ask why my hands aren't on the wheel; outsider artists need latitude to operate properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 28 minutes ago, Simon said: The only bread that should go inside a duck is the stuffing you prepare with a roast duck, and only because at that point the ducks overall health has become somewhat less of a concern. Bread is bad for living ducks, but very good for dead ducks. White bread is horrifically bad for me too, however I value myself less than I do a cute, fuzzy duck so have no qualms about eating it sometimes. For example, when I want to make a properly gooey PBJ. With creamy honey-infused peanut butter. And no nasty, grainy bread made from twigs and leaves. I only like honey in my green tea. What can I give living ducks? Pizza logs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: What can I give living ducks? Pizza logs? You could probably give them whole wheat bread since it's not really bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 3 minutes ago, Simon said: You could probably give them whole wheat bread since it's not really bread. When Jesus broke bread, I am pretty sure it wasn’t Wonder Bread. I eat like Jesus and I am being criticized. I also wear sandals all the time. We are very similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 11 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: When Jesus broke bread, I am pretty sure it wasn’t Wonder Bread. I eat like Jesus and I am being criticized. That's because Wonder Bread is soft and doesn't "break". And you're not being criticized; it's more of a gentle teaching. Which means I'm probably more like Jesus than you are. Throw in the blond hair and blue eyes typically seen around Bethlehem and I win this one going away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 13 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I am simply shocked no one here likes whole wheat bread. What the hell is wrong with you people? i am a worried about you. Three pieces of whole wheat bread lathered with peanut butter. That feels like a choking hazard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 1 hour ago, Simon said: That's because Wonder Bread is soft and doesn't "break". And you're not being criticized; it's more of a gentle teaching. Which means I'm probably more like Jesus than you are. Throw in the blond hair and blue eyes and I win this one going away. Would you like to meat me at a Vegan Protest and roast some duck next to them? Do you see the pun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 15 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I am simply shocked no one here likes whole wheat bread. What the hell is wrong with you people? It's good with certain things like lettuce, tomato, mayo and turkey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikie2times Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 4 hours ago, Simon said: The only bread that should go inside a duck is the stuffing you prepare with a roast duck, and only because at that point the ducks overall health has become somewhat less of a concern. Bread is bad for living ducks, but very good for dead ducks. White bread is horrifically bad for me too, however I value myself less than I do a cute, fuzzy duck so have no qualms about eating it sometimes. Like when I want to make a properly gooey PBJ. With creamy, honey-infused peanut butter. And no nasty, grainy bread made from leaves and other chunks of coarse plant material. For example, I made this well-crafted masterpiece while rolling across Oklahoma. Take note not only of the proper proportions and the perfectly shaped spread, but also the complete absence of wheat and twigs sticking out the sides. Do not take note of the speedometer; it was, ummm.... broken. And don't ask why my hands aren't on the wheel; outsider artists need latitude to operate properly. That looks like how I would do it, but I don't keep these things in the house because I will eat anything without control that is in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 16 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Only a Big Mac is worthy of 3 slices of bread: But on a PB&J??? That's just too much bread! My bad health, that's what's wrong with me! If only a big mac ever looked like that 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 Just now, Mike in Horseheads said: If only a big mac ever looked like that Exactly! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 9 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Would you like to meat me at a Vegan Protest and roast some duck next to them? Do you see the pun? Is this a nambla thing? 🫣 I would never date a dude that had wheat bread stuck in his teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: + Isn’t that cheating? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 10 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: When Jesus broke bread, I am pretty sure it wasn’t Wonder Bread. I eat like Jesus and I am being criticized. I also wear sandals all the time. We are very similar. I was raised secular so I'm genuinely curious. Was using whole wheat bread to break bread the reason he was given the death sentence? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 1 hour ago, US Egg said: Isn’t that cheating? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 12 Author Share Posted October 12 8 hours ago, Simon said: Is this a nambla thing? 🫣 I would never date a dude that had wheat bread stuck in his teeth. I take offense that you don’t think I floss. I wasn’t raised in 16th century England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 21 hours ago, DD4Bills said: 1. Three pieces of thick cut bread (prefer whole wheat, but you do you) 2. Thick spread of PB on piece #1 3. Thin spread of jelly or jam, usually strawberry but doesn't really matter...as you'll see, on piece #2 4. Throw out piece #2 and replace with piece #3 covered with thick spread of Fluff 5. Piece #3 on piece #1 6. Enjoy That's a waste. Use piece #2 with piece #4 to make PBJ sandwich #2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 (edited) 17 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said: If only a big mac ever looked like that We ordered McD's a few days ago and I decided to get a QPC instead of my usual Big Mac since I was reminded that it's the only burger they make with fresh not frozen "meat." I found a $7 deluxe (adds mayo, lettuce, onions and tomato) medium meal deal on the app (a great deal considering the QPC alone is $7.29 and you get medium fries and a drink) and had them remove the ketchup, mustard, mayo and tomato and add Big Mac sauce (for $.30 extra). I liked it better than the Big Mac. Edited October 12 by Doc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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