Ned Flanders Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ROTFL! Wow....just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Funny stuff. Alas...better than anything you could make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ROTFL! Wow....just wow. 363300[/snapback] Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beausox Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 The guy had style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Thanks, great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 "Another of his passions was herpetology." I wonder if Michael Vick also lists that as one of his hobbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 "Another of his passions was herpetology." I wonder if Michael Vick also lists that as one of his hobbies. 363332[/snapback] So was Medusa the first recorded case of Herpes...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 That can't be real...where's the link to the Onion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 An avid atheist,....He is survived by his wife, his step-daughter, his brother, his sisters, and his turtles Heidie, Skinhead and Studley and many other pets. A memorial service will be held Tuesday, June 21, 2005 . What the hell is an avid atheist? Took out the names , except for the turtles! If he's an avid atheist, whty was there a memorial service? As a dues paying member of the VRWC, our plans are working! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Link 363283[/snapback] Holy crap, Weird Al Yankovic is dead??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Wow. One less closet homo in the world now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. The plan is finally working. Soon all the libertards will be dropping like flies! <cue evil laughing> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. Stress from living in this unjust country brought about several heart attacks rendering him disabled. What, emigrating wasn't an option? "I can't stand this country. I'd leave...but, nah, I think I'll just stick around and die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 What, emigrating wasn't an option?363764[/snapback] and leave their HotPockets® behind? Give me HotPockets®! Or give me Death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election 363717[/snapback] Nice post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 LOL Yeah, I hope his family publishes that book of his work. I'll buy two. Must've been a real genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 I layed in bed last night wondering, what's going to happen to the turtles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I layed in bed last night wondering, what's going to happen to the turtles? 364513[/snapback] Maybe they'll make them into another variety of HotPockets® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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