Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 Funny stuff. Alas...better than anything you could make up.
Alaska Darin Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 "Another of his passions was herpetology." I wonder if Michael Vick also lists that as one of his hobbies.
Dan Gross Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 "Another of his passions was herpetology." I wonder if Michael Vick also lists that as one of his hobbies. 363332[/snapback] So was Medusa the first recorded case of Herpes...?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 That can't be real...where's the link to the Onion?
Wacka Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 An avid atheist,....He is survived by his wife, his step-daughter, his brother, his sisters, and his turtles Heidie, Skinhead and Studley and many other pets. A memorial service will be held Tuesday, June 21, 2005 . What the hell is an avid atheist? Took out the names , except for the turtles! If he's an avid atheist, whty was there a memorial service? As a dues paying member of the VRWC, our plans are working!
CoachChuckDickerson Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 Link 363283[/snapback] Holy crap, Weird Al Yankovic is dead???
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. The plan is finally working. Soon all the libertards will be dropping like flies! <cue evil laughing>
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. Stress from living in this unjust country brought about several heart attacks rendering him disabled. What, emigrating wasn't an option? "I can't stand this country. I'd leave...but, nah, I think I'll just stick around and die."
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 What, emigrating wasn't an option?363764[/snapback] and leave their HotPockets® behind? Give me HotPockets®! Or give me Death!
boomerjamhead Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election 363717[/snapback] Nice post.
SilverNRed Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 LOL Yeah, I hope his family publishes that book of his work. I'll buy two. Must've been a real genius.
Ned Flanders Posted June 22, 2005 Author Posted June 22, 2005 I layed in bed last night wondering, what's going to happen to the turtles?
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 I layed in bed last night wondering, what's going to happen to the turtles? 364513[/snapback] Maybe they'll make them into another variety of HotPockets®
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