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The Patriot, which one?  Mel Gibson version or Steven Seagal version?  :lol:

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Speaking of Segal - My god, that man is a blimp now....

 

He has gotta be pushing 275-280.

 

Go back and watch some of his first flicks ( the best ones ), he is TINY compared to now...

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Armageddon

Groundhog Day

Titan AE

Blade Runner

Drunken Master

Princess Bride

Blues Brothers

The Lord of the Rings (it was originally one book so it should count as one movie)

 

And:

McHale's Navy

Stripes

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My Fair Lady

Ben-Hur

Harvey

Arsenic and Old Lace

It's a Wonderful Life

Forbidden Planet

Much Ado About Nothing

The Ten Commandments

A Day At The Races

You Can't Take It With You.

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I've never watched any of those movies and it's fair to say I never will. Jackass!

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I'm sorry to all of you who said this:

 

but SNATCH sucked.

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Snatch sucked???? That's absolutely the dumbest statement I've read.

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1. Braveheart

2. Van Wilder

3. The Big Lebowski

4. Sling Blade

5. Snatch

6. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

7. Fight Club

8. Die Hard Trilogy

9. The Last Boyscout

10. Tin Cup

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1. Henry V - (great adaptation)

2. Airplane - (I gotta drinking problem)

3. Cool Hand Luke- (29, 30 eggs)

4. Full Metal Jacket - (jolly green giants)

5. Resevoir Dogs - (Like a Virgin)

6. The Army of Darkness (This is my Boom stick!)

7. Shawshank Redemption (get busy living)

8. Brother, Where art Thou? (or anything by the Coen Brothers for that matter)

9. Magnificent Seven (need I say more)

10. Bull Durham/Field of Dreams/Bad News Bears/Bang the Drum Slowly/Pride of the Yankees/ or any other sappy baseball movie.

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Snatch sucked????  That's absolutely the dumbest statement I've read.

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Agreed...

 

I probably have watched snatch 30+ times and still could go back for more...Truely a fantastic flick...

 

Brick Top is one of the best "evil" characters ever IMHO!

 

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that.

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it?

 

 

:lol::lol:;)<_<<_<

 

Oh well, to each his own..

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An incomplete list:

 

 

John Carpenter's The Thing

The Road Warrior

Pulp Fiction

Deathwish

The Dirty Dozen

Shawshenk Redemtion

This is Spinal Tap

Jaws

Army of Darkness

The Warriors

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Snatch sucked????  That's absolutely the dumbest statement I've read.

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Thanks for your opinion. Go back to lurking.

 

Snatch was HORRIBLE. Besides the fact that the story BLEW, you couldn't understand half the sh-- they were saying.

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Agreed...

 

I probably have watched snatch 30+ times and still could go back for more...Truely a fantastic flick...

 

Brick Top is one of the best "evil" characters ever IMHO!

 

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that.

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it?

:lol:  :lol:  ;)  <_<  <_<

 

Oh well, to each his own..

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Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

 

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the !@#$ can he get away from?

 

Brick Top: If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your !@#$ing jacobs off.

 

Brick Top: He's been quite a busy bastard that Turkish.

Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor

Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.

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Thanks for your opinion. Go back to lurking.

 

Snatch was HORRIBLE. Besides the fact that the story BLEW, you couldn't understand half the sh-- they were saying.

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Again...Kingpin!?!?!

 

Now we know your opinion, which is worth the same as teets on a pig...go back to navel gazing...

 

:lol:

 

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi: Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the !@#$ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

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Again...Kingpin!?!?!

 

Now we know your opinion, which is worth the same as teets on a pig...go back to navel gazing...

 

:lol:

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi: Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the !@#$ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

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Yes, Kingpin!

 

Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties!

Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you! We don't need nuthin'! We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore!

Roy: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

 

Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

 

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?

Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.

ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?

Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

 

Classic.

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Not necessarily my favorite movies, but if I find it channel surfing my ass is on the couch for the next two hours.

 

Black Hawk Down -

"When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do ya do it man? Why? Just some war junkie?" Ya know what I'll say? I won't say a g-damn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is. "

 

True Lies -

"What kind of a sick B word takes the ice cube trays?"

 

Suicide Kings -

"So all I'm saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit my friend."

 

Ghostbusters -

"Where do these stairs go?"

"They go up."

 

Animal House -

"I'm a zit...get it?"

 

Flash Gordon -

"What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching?"

 

Van Wilder -

"Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

 

PCU -

"You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!"

"Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds. "

 

Road Trip -

"This is the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library, here. Okay? It was built in the 1600s. "

"1600s? It says it was built in 1951."

"That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass."

 

Eurotrip -

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!"

[laughs]

"Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here."

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Flash Gordon -

"What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching?"

 

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I completely forgot about Flash Gordon, an awesome movie with an awesome soundtrack. Definitely would bump somebody out of my top ten...

 

***

 

Vultan:Oh well, who wants to live forever? DIIIIIIIIVE!

 

 

Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour?

The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes.

Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will?

The Emperor Ming: Certainly!

Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space?

[Ming glares at Zogi]

Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her.

The Emperor Ming: I do.

Dale Arden: I do NOT!

 

 

Emperor Ming: Klytus! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!

 

 

FLASH! Ahhhhh-ahhhhh. He'll save every one of us!

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I completely forgot about Flash Gordon, an awesome movie with an awesome soundtrack. Definitely would bump somebody out of my top ten...

 

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Vultan:Oh well, who wants to live forever? DIIIIIIIIVE!

Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour?

The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes.

Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will?

The Emperor Ming: Certainly!

Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space?

[Ming glares at Zogi]

Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her.

The Emperor Ming: I do.

Dale Arden: I do NOT!

Emperor Ming: Klytus! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!

FLASH! Ahhhhh-ahhhhh. He'll save every one of us!

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Tenacious D has a live DVD out where they open with a cover of "Flash." Simply awesome.

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10. Bull Durham/Field of Dreams/Bad News Bears/Bang the Drum Slowly/Pride of the Yankees/ or any other sappy baseball movie.

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Love those baseball movies, so let me ask, what did you think of For Love Of The Game?

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What's the movie where a stealth bomber is sent back in time and it changes the outcome of WWI?

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I think youre thinking of the Final Countdown with Kirk Douglas, where a Navy Aircraft carrier goes back in time to the day before Pearl Harbor, but decides not to interfere with history.

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