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Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

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13 minutes ago, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

You forgot "He is a glove wearing Nancy..."

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14 minutes ago, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

 

On top of this ... he was HAPPY on the sidelines?!?! I mean, come on. Josh has to get in his teammates faces more often. It seems like he doesn't take the game seriously. I saw him SMILE while he was on the field... this needs to be changed ASAP if we want to be taken seriously.

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1 hour ago, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

8. No good screen passes

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

The commentators specifically mentioned the well executed screen to Cook.

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Honestly, I'd put his inability to slide like a normal human being first lol... any time he does that awkward half slide/sideways lunge, I cringe. He leaves himself open to an indecisive defensive player laying into him. 

 

But also - did you notice when he was celebrating with Kincaid, that he jumped higher than Kincaid did? Like, let the kid have his moment to shine - you don't have to always remind everyone that you are a better athlete Josh. We know. 

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2 hours ago, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

Incredibly over rated 

 

he needs to hit the gym and put in the offseason work and it shows

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