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The Bills beat the Jags because… (superstition reasons only)


Just Jack

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On 9/24/2024 at 8:11 AM, BillsFanNC said:

I didn't attend. 

 

I have an atrocious 0-5 record attending Bills Jags games. Including London, 9-6 and drought ending playoff game.

 

I am in town for my annual trip with friends and family to go to the Bills game. Despite having multiple ticket opportunities I chose to tailgate all day and then not go to the game.

 

You're welcome.


I knew it was all youre fault.  😭😇🦬

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On 9/24/2024 at 8:02 AM, Just Jack said:

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills win?  Something you ate?  Did you change your shirt at halftime?  Kick that annoying friend/relative out of the house? Start a thread asking if you should unalive your cat because it bothers you?  I’ll start…

 

Ordered tenders instead of wings because it was a dollar cheaper than wings, and had more meat.  Obviously the Pegulas somehow feeling this cheapness in the universe told McD to run up the score and get everyone the ball, so it would increase interest in the PSLs and get more people to sign up, therefore increasing their bottom line.  

We won because the Jags Josh Allen, officially conceded, by giving up the name of the chosen one. It was over before it ever started.  

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