The Bills beat the Jags because… (superstition reasons only)

[Just Jack]

How did your actions yesterday help the Bills win?  Something you ate?  Did you change your shirt at halftime?  Kick that annoying friend/relative out of the house? Start a thread asking if you should unalive your cat because it bothers you?  I’ll start…

 

Ordered tenders instead of wings because it was a dollar cheaper than wings, and had more meat.  Obviously the Pegulas somehow feeling this cheapness in the universe told McD to run up the score and get everyone the ball, so it would increase interest in the PSLs and get more people to sign up, therefore increasing their bottom line.  

[RoscoeParrish]

Because I told all my friends to bet on Jags to cover.

[BillsFanNC]

I didn't attend. 

 

I have an atrocious 0-5 record attending Bills Jags games. Including London, 9-6 and drought ending playoff game.

 

I am in town for my annual trip with friends and family to go to the Bills game. Despite having multiple ticket opportunities I chose to tailgate all day and then not go to the game.

 

You're welcome.

[Wizard]

Because Gabe Davis brings the curse of being consistently inconsistent wherever he goes. And, the Bills were smart not to sign a #3 or #4 receiver high-end #2 receiver money.

 

I told Beane not to sign him.

 

 

Edited September 24 by Wizard

[Gugny]

My quest to be less-stitious continues with fantastic results. 
 

Once again, I skipped my normal, years-long game day rituals. Most specifically, not going to the grocery store before the game. 
 

However, I may have begun a new night game superstition without trying or knowing it. 
 

For both night games this season, chicken tenders and waffle fries were on the menu. 
 

I’m okay with rolling with this one, since there are only 3 more night games scheduled for the regular season. 

[djp14150]

What about Mitch Morse?

[Just Jack]

1 hour ago, djp14150 said:

What about Mitch Morse?

What about him?

[damj]

Because I made this ... 

[Goin Breakdown]

My wife told me she may want a divorce and I watched the game on the back porch. 

[rajinka]

Because I got a new puppy not named after bills player.  Last dog,  who became named diggs led us on a bad 6 game streak. 

[Prospector]

43 minutes ago, Goin Breakdown said:

My wife told me she may want a divorce and I watched the game on the back porch. 

Welcome to the club

[WhitewalkerInPhilly]

I wore the new Cover One T-shirt

 

Which besides for superstition is just plain nice

 

https://images.teeworksusa.com/2024/09/Buffalo-Cover-1-sweater.jpg

[TNBills]

Because I told my wife I'm not shaving my stache until the Bills lose.

[Bills!Win!]

In each of the last 3 games I have missed at least the first five minutes of the first quarter 

[Just Jack]

2 hours ago, Goin Breakdown said:

My wife told me she may want a divorce and I watched the game on the back porch. 

 

Is it a nice porch?

 

 

2 hours ago, Calidiehard said:

Because I told my wife I'm not shaving my stache until the Bills lose.

 

Hi Lt Dangle

 

[Goin Breakdown]

2 hours ago, Prospector said:

Welcome to the club

Sorry man. To speak of it in Bills language. I'm Debol and she's McDermott we both have different ideas of how to raise (coach) our QB. Since I don't have the same philosophy then I must not support my head coach so maybe I should just be separated from the team. Go Bills right?

44 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

Is it a nice porch?

 

 

 

Hi Lt Dangle

 

Yeah. Outdoor couch thing next to the pool. Above ground pool. Don't want anyone thinking I'm living it up or anything. 

[Prospector]

2 minutes ago, Goin Breakdown said:

Sorry man. To speak of it in Bills language. I'm Debol and she's McDermott we both have different ideas of how to raise (coach) our QB. Since I don't have the same philosophy then I must not support my head coach so maybe I should just be separated from the team. Go Bills right?

lol, I found out my Coach was talking to other organizations behind my back... So the release was inevitable

[Goin Breakdown]

Just now, Prospector said:

lol, I found out my Coach was talking to other organizations behind my back... So the release was inevitable

Tampering before the season was over?  I'm sorry dude.  No one deserves that. 

[Prospector]

1 minute ago, Goin Breakdown said:

Tampering before the season was over?  I'm sorry dude.  No one deserves that. 

Haha, yeah... at the time I found out, I was crushed. But then I realized my life the few years prior was as fun and engaging as a Belichick interview. I am sooo much happier now, I didn't realize how much I was actually putting up with.

[Goin Breakdown]

38 minutes ago, Prospector said:

Haha, yeah... at the time I found out, I was crushed. But then I realized my life the few years prior was as fun and engaging as a Belichick interview. I am sooo much happier now, I didn't realize how much I was actually putting up with.

I get it. No fun league