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DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

 

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO

 

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has

started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

 

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited

me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

 

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We

had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I

could be unfaithful to my husband.

 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE

 

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day

inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for

the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

 

I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!

 

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