teef Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago no as good as some of these, but years ago i was checking a patient for a routine visit who i had never met. he was asking me casual but specific questions about my age, if i was from the area, school, etc. then he started asking about my parents, specifically my mom. long story short, he was the obgyn that delivered me. i have no idea how he even put two and two together, but i was fun meeting the guy that helped bring me into this world. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 38 minutes ago, teef said: no as good as some of these, but years ago i was checking a patient for a routine visit who i had never met. he was asking me casual but specific questions about my age, if i was from the area, school, etc. then he started asking about my parents, specifically my mom. long story short, he was the obgyn that delivered me. i have no idea how he even put two and two together, but i was fun meeting the guy that helped bring me into this world. How does it feel knowing that he saw your mom's va jay jay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 15 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: How does it feel knowing that he saw your mom's va jay jay? there certainly could be worse people that have seen it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 hour ago, teef said: no as good as some of these, but years ago i was checking a patient for a routine visit who i had never met. he was asking me casual but specific questions about my age, if i was from the area, school, etc. then he started asking about my parents, specifically my mom. long story short, he was the obgyn that delivered me. i have no idea how he even put two and two together, but i was fun meeting the guy that helped bring me into this world. On a scale of 1 to 10, how noticeable was his disappointment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 59 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Do you think you and I could eat an 11 lbs pizza together? https://bigpieinthesky.com/carnivore-challenge/ Cannot. I need to lose weight due medical issues. Fortunately I can eat low fat swiss cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Do you think you and I could eat an 11 lbs pizza together? https://bigpieinthesky.com/carnivore-challenge/ I'm up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 3 minutes ago, Just Jack said: I'm up for it. Book a flight. You can stay with me. We can play the Blind Fold game where we have to feel everywhere we walk. You still down? I mean we don't have to play that game but I would be pretty disappointed and I will show it. You will ask me a questions and then I will give you short answers. Probably tell you I'm going to be early and walk away with a big sigh. 23 minutes ago, teef said: there certainly could be worse people that have seen it. Do you think you have had worse men see your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Do you think you and I could eat an 11 lbs pizza together? https://bigpieinthesky.com/carnivore-challenge/ They spend a lot of time on Rule #2. What are the odds that you two violate Rule #2 on your date? This reminds me of the signs in New Orleans cabs warning of a $250 fine for “peeing, puking or pooping” in the car. How often must that happen if they need these signs? WooHoo! Sounds like great times!!! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 34 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: On a scale of 1 to 10, how noticeable was his disappointment? he was definitely sizing me up, but i couldn't get a feel about his opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Augie said: They spend a lot of time on Rule #2. What are the odds that you two violate Rule #2 on your date? This reminds me of the signs in New Orleans cabs warning of a $250 fine for “peeing, puking or pooping” in the car. How often must that happen if they need these signs? WooHoo! Sounds like great times!!! 😂 So if you step in s*** in Nawlin's you can't be sure it's dog s*** ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 1 minute ago, teef said: he was definitely sizing me up, but i couldn't get a feel about his opinion. He sounds like a total pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: He sounds like a total pro. he ended up having his license taken away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 18 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: So if you step in s*** in Nawlin's you can't be sure it's dog s*** ? The same could be said in midtown according to those who live there, so yeah, you never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Book a flight. You can stay with me. We can play the Blind Fold game where we have to feel everywhere we walk. You still down? I mean we don't have to play that game but I would be pretty disappointed and I will show it. You will ask me a questions and then I will give you short answers. Probably tell you I'm going to be early and walk away with a big sigh. I, uh, got to shave my dog that day. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago 49 minutes ago, Augie said: The same could be said in midtown according to those who live there, so yeah, you never know. Or San Fran. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: I, uh, got to shave my dog that day. Sorry. If you have to go to the pound now to pick out a dog, nobody would blame you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: I, uh, got to shave my dog that day. Sorry. Sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted 7 hours ago Author Share Posted 7 hours ago 9 hours ago, Augie said: This reminds me of the signs in New Orleans cabs warning of a $250 fine for “peeing, puking or pooping” in the car. How often must that happen if they need these signs? WooHoo! Sounds like great times!!! 😂 It's not just new Orleans. The last time I was back in Upstate NY, I was gobsmacked when I saw a sign on Irondequoit Beach stating, "No defecating on the beach." 🤔 Maybe people need to cut down on their intake of Garbage Plates and White Hots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 12 minutes ago, Bad Things said: It's not just new Orleans. The last time I was back in Upstate NY, I was gobsmacked when I saw a sign on Irondequoit Beach stating, "No defecating on the beach." 🤔 Maybe people need to cut down on their intake of Garbage Plates and White Hots. Those foods will getcha, but it’s what it get washed down with that will kill ya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted 5 hours ago Author Share Posted 5 hours ago OK, here's another one that was pretty cool. It 's not as good as my original story, but still was fun. About 10 years ago, I was flying back to visit family in Rochester. When I arrived at LAX, I went to my gate to wait for my next flight. While I was looking around for a place to sit, I noticed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sitting there, waiting for the same flight. Wow! Until then, I hadn't ever seen any famous people, so thought it was kinda cool. I didn't do/say anything, just found a seat and waited for the flight. After the flight took off, I killed time by flipped through the inflight magazine. When I got to the "Sky Mall" section of the magazine, I had to do a double-take, when I saw that they were selling a framed print from the movie "Airplane!", which showed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in the cockpit and was hand-signed by him. I was sooo tempted to ask him to sign the photo on the Sky Mall page for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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