The Bills beat the Cardinals because… (superstition reasons only)

[Roundybout]

Wore my brand new Tre White jersey 

[freddyjj]

Got home just in time for kickoff.  Took off my street shoes and put on my slippers at 2 min warning in first half.

 

Voila!  Bills win. 

[nedboy7]

I am shocked at how many people allow work or life to get in the way of watching the Bills.  You all need a web of lies like I use. . 

[scuba guy]

I left when cards were up 17 to 3. Stayed outside and split 3 cords of wood. Came inside when we where up.

[ProcessImproverMan]

Made a deal with the vengeful Native spirits haunting the stadium that if they could just backoff/ease up for just 2 years, the Bills would leave them in peace by moving down the road........

 

Hopefully, there is no Native burial plot over on ECC land......

[TBBills Fan]

I wore my bills socks

[26TrapDraw]

really easy i started talking #$%! in the shoutbox about how bad we were doing and then BOOM as usual they made me look like a dooshnozzle.

Love the taste of Crow!

Edited September 10, 2024 by 26TrapDraw

[gtw3]

My ship is currently in-port in San Diego so I decided to go to PB Local, the local Bills Backer bar in San Diego.  i got there with about 3 minutes left in the second quarter.  So... yeah, i showed up and we started to dominate. 

 

You're all welcome.

Edited September 9, 2024 by gtw3

[Goin Breakdown]

I didnt clean the wing sauce off my Knox jersey

Edited September 9, 2024 by Goin Breakdown

[Boatdrinks]

2 hours ago, Low Positive said:

I didn't watch the game. My family made me go to Kings Island and I followed on NFL Gamecast. That, in and of itself, was as much of a rollercoaster as any I rode there and I pretty much went on all of them. For instance, when I got on The Beast the Bills were driving and when the ride was over Mack Hollins had caught a TD pass. Then when I boarded Orion the Bills were in the RZ and when that ride was over Josh had bulldozed his way in for a TD. I guess my riding roller coasters cause Bills TDs! Also caused me a bit of neck pain, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

Ahh , Kings Island. Lots of great memories of that place from my teen years. Great park. Beast = Bills TD pass . I’ll take it ! 

[dgrochester55]

Things were looking bleak but they turned things around right after I made an rage post on Facebook about how the Bills weren't even trying.

Edited September 9, 2024 by dgrochester55

[Steptide]

I hate when my wife watches games with me. I swear they lose everytime she does. She took a nap at halftime yesterday until after the game was over. Case closed 

[without a drought]

I don't know how they won, my wife was out of town so our one cat didn't wear his Zubaz collar.

[Negan]

I listed to TOOL before the game instead of pregame.

[Alphadawg7]

Because so many in the shout box and game day thread declared the game and season over in the first quarter and the football karma gods said “hold my beer” 🍺 

[rusty shackleford]

Because birds aren’t real.

[NORWOODS FOOT]

***mumbles something about “wife…

carrot… pregame…”***
 

🥕🐇🥰🤤🤐

[pi2000]

I wore my Peterman t-shirt.   Guaranteed W, your welcome.

[Maynard]

Because I was at the game

[Shortchaz]

I stopped watching the game (live, always keep an eye on the score) after the bills went down 17-3