Dolphin's Week Haiku Thread

[RiotAct]

Cmon guys!

 

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Fugitive Tyreek

Wilkins not a Stinky Fish

Josh’s balls are safe.

[Big Turk]

Fins think they are good

Allen treats them like 'lil bro

Tua cries after loss

[Buffalo Dude]

No left hand needed

Both teams will be in the shade
Josh is fin’s daddy

[YoloinOhio]

Now who can they arrest bro?

Their daddy, Allen

Poyer gets hurdled Thursday  

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

falling down on job

did not start the haiku thread

bad piney guy bad

[freddyjj]

Tua left hand toss

Swatted by Groot and AJ

Another Fins loss. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

I am farming out all future Miami week haikus to an AI in southern Asia.

[Don Otreply]

knows how to fall down 

it won’t help

He is Fragile’ it’s Italian

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

Poor Tyreek Victim

Made Rosenhaus "Heartbroken"

Two Giant Scumbags

 

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

No Sun In Night Game

Can't bake opponents sideline

Groot Coming For You!

[ExWNYer]

Fins luck ends this week

Friday Fish Fry comes early

Bills cook on Thursday

 

[Dablitzkrieg]

McD has no balls

Allen is a one man show

Miami by ten

 

[Guns N' Rosen]

The only thing more

Annoying than the Lolphins

Their idiot phans 🤣

[Big Turk]

3 minutes ago, Guns N' Rosen said:

The only thing more

Annoying than the Lolphins

Their idiot phans 🤣

 

All 50 of them

[KingBoots8]

By this time Thursday
Tyreek will still be handcuffed

When we win again

[boyst]

time for some grill't fish
we need to beat miami
and ***** tom brady

[MJS]

Yearly hope that drowns
Boasts as big as ocean's blue
Yet they always fail.

[Stretch]

Hill will miss the cops

when he gets hit by Bills D

Allen owns da Phins

[ChevyVanMiller]

Fins on a short week

Handcuffs on their boy Tyreek

Dolphins win looks bleak

Do I get bonus points for a triple rhyme?

[ComradeKayAdams]

JOSH overrated??

Hawk Tua is going down.

We spit on THEIR thang.

 

“Not safe for work, Kay.

Your mind is in the gutter.

Message from the mods.”

 

My fault, Two Bills Drive,

But haikus I use to lube.

Fish Squish Week excites.

 

“What did we tell you?!

It’s a family forum.

Your final warning.”

 

I can’t help myself…

A five-seven-five format

At least I maintain!

 

“This is true, Adams.

A haiku Hill you are not.

The poet abides.”