Twas the Night Before Football!

[Fleezoid]

I thought I'd roll this tired old thing out again. Of course, with some minor tweaks...

 

 

Twas the night before football, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,

In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there.

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed,

while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads.

Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,

Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone.

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,

grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A powerhouse team, and Bills Mafia with beer.

 

With a refocused coach, adding Bobby and Joe,

We’re hoping to see, one hell of a show,

More proven than Cardinals, their warriors they came,

They whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...

 

Now Dalton, Now James, Now Curtis and Josh,

On Bernard, on Rousseau, on Miller and Jones,

Turn up your game, for there’s a new rally cry,

And it’s growing quite loud, “JUST ONE BEFORE I DIE!”

[BigDingus]

Here's a poem from my good friend Chat GPT that I haven't even read yet:

 

In Buffalo's great land of snow and cheer,
The Bills have come to conquer this year.
They’ve sharpened their cleats and polished their plays,
To win the Super Bowl and make us all say:

 

“Whoa, what a season! What a sight to see!”
As Josh Allen throws a pass like a spree.
And the defense? They’re a wall, a mighty brigade,
Stopping the rivals with moves so well-played.

 

Coach McDermott’s got that look in his eye,
“Just one more game, we’re reaching the sky!”
With a sideline dance and a fiery cheer,
They’ll lead us to glory, never fear.

 

And oh, those fans in the snowy embrace,
Dressed in blue and red, a wild fan base.
They’ll brave the cold and cheer through the night,
Holding up signs and giving high-fives.

 

The referees, they may need a map,
To figure out how to handle this scrumptious trap.
With Bills’ plays so dazzling and fleet,
They’ll make the opponents admit defeat.

 

So here’s to the Bills, with their spirit so bold,
In Buffalo, the stories are told.
Of a team that will triumph, that’s the big goal,
To win it all, and make us all whole.

 

With a laugh and a cheer, they’ll seal their fate,
And Buffalo will dance until late.
For this is their year, no more delay—
Go Bills, go Bills, it’s your Super Bowl day!

[BuffaloBillies]

5 hours ago, Fleezoid said:

I thought I'd roll this tired old thing out again. Of course, with some minor tweaks...

 

 

Twas the night before football, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,

In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there.

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed,

while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads.

Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,

Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone.

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,

grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A powerhouse team, and Bills Mafia with beer.

 

With a refocused coach, adding Bobby and Joe,

We’re hoping to see, one hell of a show,

More proven than Cardinals, their warriors they came,

They whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...

 

Now Dalton, Now James, Now Curtis and Josh,

On Bernard, on Rousseau, on Miller and Jones,

Turn up your game, for there’s a new rally cry,

And it’s growing quite loud, “JUST ONE BEFORE I DIE!”

 

Good one. Tell us more about the mama in her G string

[Breakout Squad]

Bills are gonna win this convincingly.

 

BILLS   30

Cards   16

[buffblue]

Always look forward to this post because the anticipation is finally over and Bills football is upon us. Love it

[strive_for_five_guy]

44 minutes ago, BuffaloBillies said:

 

Good one. Tell us more about the mama in her G string

Or Fleezoid in his thong! 😃😆

[hondo in seattle]

Fleezoid, that was awesome.  Well done!

[BringMetheHeadofLeonLett]

This has been on my head for weeks - Thank You!!!

[Thrivefourfive]

‘Tis the morning of the football!

[machine gun kelly]

ITS GAMEDAY!

[Dr.Sack]

2024 is the year of the Buffalo 

[WEATHER DOT COM]