VABills Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And Last but not least . . . George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . . . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . . . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." 362364[/snapback] Good ol George. I'm tryin to go see him in AC in July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And Last but not least . . . George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . . . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." 362364[/snapback] Wrong Board Nice post though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 20, 2005 Author Share Posted June 20, 2005 Wrong Board Nice post though 362396[/snapback] Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Why? 362398[/snapback] Give it time you'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 You should try to embrace cows, they do more good than harm. Though they are responsible for the hole in the ozone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Cows are plotting world domination... Ever see how they are always stanfing around in groups...they are up to no good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Cows are plotting world domination... Ever see how they are always stanfing around in groups...they are up to no good... 362546[/snapback] Remember the Far Side where all the cows are standing around on their hind legs. One of them yells "Car!" and they all go back to being on all 4s. I miss the Far Side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Remember the Far Side where all the cows are standing around on their hind legs. One of them yells "Car!" and they all go back to being on all 4s. I miss the Far Side. 362592[/snapback] Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Remember the Far Side where all the cows are standing around on their hind legs. One of them yells "Car!" and they all go back to being on all 4s. I miss the Far Side. 362592[/snapback] Larson was good, but Kliban was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 You should try to embrace cows, they do more good than harm. Though they are responsible for the hole in the ozone. 362510[/snapback] Define "embrace"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Cows are plotting world domination... Ever see how they are always stanfing around in groups...they are up to no good... 362546[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Larson was good, but Kliban was great. 362594[/snapback] Kliban? Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. 362364[/snapback] ok, this will prolly piss someone off, but oh well... guess what? I got a fevah! and the only prescription... more Immigrant Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Kliban? Link? 362598[/snapback] You'll either get Kliban or you won't. Regardless, he came before Larson. B.Kliban selections Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 You'll either get Kliban or you won't. Regardless, he came before Larson. B.Kliban selections 362718[/snapback] Wow, that's... odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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