We Need a New Punter

[Scott7975]

13 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

No matter how I try, I can't rework Huey Lewis's 'I Want a New Drug' into I want a new punter. 🙁

 

I dunno.  Im tired. I tried.  Maybe it gives you some inspiration or something

 

 

doo-doo

I want a new thug
One that one shank a kick
One that won't make me slam the bar
Or make me feel three sheets thick
I want a new thug
One that wont hurt my point spread
One that wont make my mouth say why
Or make my face too red

One that wont make me nervous 
Kicking like he do
One that makes me feel like he dont kick like doodoo
When he shanks it doodoo

[Big Turk]

We don't punt, who cares. Allen converts 3rd downs at historic levels never seen before in the history of the NFL.

Edited September 2 by Big Turk

[ColoradoBills]

3 preseason games and one was extremely wind at Highmark Stadium.

Just saying.