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https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/suspended-toronto-argonauts-qb-chad-kelly-to-meet-with-randy-ambrosie-on-friday-1.2162487

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Suspended Toronto Argonauts quarterback Chad Kelly is expected to meet with CFL commissioner Randy Ambrosie Friday morning, TSN's Farhan Lalji reports.

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Chad Kelly is expected to meet with @CFL commissioner Randy Ambrose Friday morning.

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He went thru the mandatory counselling sessions and an independent expert assessment.

Stupid is very hard to fix but I am sure his agent got the best coaches he could find so he could act reformed.

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  On 8/16/2024 at 4:54 PM, Guffalo said:

Spoken like a true St. Joes graduate, Mr. Sturm would be proud of the concise analysis.

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The only guy who had a more subtle sarcastic wit greater than Coach Sturm was Mr. Kenny. 😁

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EDIT: And I thought I saw Chad running a weed whacker, trimming around the trees at your family homestead the other day for the landscaper.  Canadian Tire wouldn't even touch him as a warehouse worker.

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TheCockSportif Veteran

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  On 8/16/2024 at 4:54 PM, Guffalo said:

Spoken like a true St. Joes graduate, Mr. Sturm would be proud of the concise analysis.

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Mr. Kenny would've dinged points for the grammar.

  On 8/16/2024 at 4:58 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

The only guy who had a more subtle sarcastic wit greater than Coach Sturm was Mr. Kenny. 😁

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Alright, so we start a SJCI group here, assuming one doesn't already exist.

 

It's crazy that we're talking about Sturm and Kenny (Kenny taught me how to write in a concise way).

 

Doc Breem would've won the SB for the Bills already (let me up my game here -- ahem).  He would've fought with a bear before throwing simple outs to the likes of Vladimir Putin, and it would've been a beautiful thing.  What've you got?

 

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  On 11/11/2024 at 5:08 PM, Royale with Cheese said:

I won't post the video, you can look it up yourself if you want to see it.  But Chad Kelly completely snapped his lower leg in half and he had to hold it together with his hands.

 

https://athlonsports.com/college-football/former-college-football-star-quarterback-chad-kelly-suffered-gruesome-injury-this-weekend

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WOW!  They build them tough up there in The Great White North!  Nobody is RUSHing to Chad's aid.  Damar had 3 defibs, a nurse making her way down the steps from the 500 section, AND Stefon had already caught an Uber to the hospital before anyone attended to poor Chad trying to keep his leg together.  Chad's coach looked visibly annoyed, kinda like my father having to RUSH me off to the ER for stitches when I almost cut my finger off when I was a kid... "You want me to get the car AND drive where?"  "Ah, yeah Dad, the hospital 3 miles away."😞 

 

/smdh

  On 8/16/2024 at 11:24 PM, T&C said:

Kind of surprised that anyone gives a #$%^ about this guy anymore...

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3 months later, they still don't.😏

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  On 11/11/2024 at 5:08 PM, Royale with Cheese said:

I won't post the video, you can look it up yourself if you want to see it.  But Chad Kelly completely snapped his lower leg in half and he had to hold it together with his hands.

 

https://athlonsports.com/college-football/former-college-football-star-quarterback-chad-kelly-suffered-gruesome-injury-this-weekend

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The clown that authored the article needs to do better at research. 🤨

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  On 11/11/2024 at 5:39 PM, ExiledInIllinois said:

Chad's coach looked visibly annoyed, kinda like my father having to RUSH me off to the ER for stitches when I almost cut my finger off when I was a kid... "You want me to get the car AND drive where?"  "Ah, yeah Dad, the hospital 3 miles away."😞

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No “what the hell were you doing?” As a lad I purposely flung myself off my bike to break my wrist and thumb.

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I'm not wishing him ill, but this dude could get gangrene, have his leg removed above the knee, and there would still be a group of people here lobbying for him to be a Bill.

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  On 11/12/2024 at 12:16 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Sometimes I think that Doc Breem was SJCI's version of Possum Lodge's Hap Shaughnessy.

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So true.  He also talked about the "supercharger" in his Chevy Impala (it was like one of the really crappy mid 1980s ones).  One of my classmates finally asked to see the supercharger one day, and Doc said, "uh, sure, after school."  Doc ducked out early, go figure.  No supercharger for you!

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  On 11/11/2024 at 5:08 PM, Royale with Cheese said:

I won't post the video, you can look it up yourself if you want to see it.  But Chad Kelly completely snapped his lower leg in half and he had to hold it together with his hands.

 

https://athlonsports.com/college-football/former-college-football-star-quarterback-chad-kelly-suffered-gruesome-injury-this-weekend

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Video is useless.  2 ads for 2:30 at front and during video every 10 seconds or so they bring up additional ad which you sometimes can skip but it repeats again with finally it just goes on for more than 2:30. 

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  On 11/12/2024 at 1:02 PM, TheCockSportif said:

So true.  He also talked about the "supercharger" in his Chevy Impala (it was like one of the really crappy mid 1980s ones).  One of my classmates finally asked to see the supercharger one day, and Doc said, "uh, sure, after school."  Doc ducked out early, go figure.  No supercharger for you!

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The 'supercharger' was probably an aerosol can of starter fluid, duct taped to the inner fender. 🤨😉😁

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