In other meth news

[Just Jack]

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/new-zealand-charity-apologises-handing-out-meth-laced-candy-2024-08-14/
 

SYDNEY, Aug 14 (Reuters) - A New Zealand charity apologised on Wednesday for distributing dozens of pineapple-flavoured candies that were found to be laced with potentially lethal amounts of methamphetamine.

[Draconator]

Well, it is New Zealand

[US Egg]

New Zealanders are called Kiwis. A kiwi is a bird and a fruit there.

 

The bird doesn’t eat the fruit. New Zealanders don’t eat the bird.

 

Don’t do Meth.

[Fleezoid]

Thank God they apologized! I guess we're good. 

[Saxum]

2 hours ago, Draconator said:

Well, it is New Zealand

 

Are you saying @Bad Things happen there?  You are talking about my retirement destination goal!

[Bad Things]

You should see the local kids going around Trick or Treating!

It's freakin' bananas!

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

On 8/15/2024 at 9:28 AM, Punching Bag said:

You are talking about my retirement destination

 

[Irv]

Meth Making Maniacs.  

[Jon in Pasadena]

I never time my vacations right.