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On 8/7/2024 at 11:09 AM, SectionC3 said:

I am glad trump is OK.  We as a country are better than that.  
 

An unintended side effect of his survival is the comedic gold that is JD’s weird habit of making sweet love to furniture.  Think, for a moment, of all of the humor that would have been lost had that bullet connected.  Trump and his colleague in weird have brought plenty of chuckles to this corner of the world recently.  The image of the two of them double teaming a couch in the Oval Office?  Frightening, but also hilarious.  Fortunately America is done with the weirdos and we don’t have to worry about JD’s Oval Office couch fantasy becoming a reality. 


Better than swallowing enough horse ***** to need gastric lavage.

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On 8/7/2024 at 11:09 AM, SectionC3 said:

I am glad trump is OK.  We as a country are better than that.  
 

An unintended side effect of his survival is the comedic gold that is JD’s weird habit of making sweet love to furniture.  Think, for a moment, of all of the humor that would have been lost had that bullet connected.  Trump and his colleague in weird have brought plenty of chuckles to this corner of the world recently.  The image of the two of them double teaming a couch in the Oval Office?  Frightening, but also hilarious.  Fortunately America is done with the weirdos and we don’t have to worry about JD’s Oval Office couch fantasy becoming a reality. 

It's weird that you guys are so hyper- focused on this debunked couch thing. Kind of creepy, right?

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3 minutes ago, Tenhigh said:

It's weird that you guys are so hyper- focused on this debunked couch thing. Kind of creepy, right?

Not really.  It’s funny.  Just getting warmed up for all of the dolphin fun on the way! 

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5 minutes ago, SectionC3 said:

Not really.  It’s funny.  Just betting warmed up for all of the dolphin fun on the way! 

Seems really creepy, and debunked. You remind me of Ron Burgundy here:

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7 hours ago, Tenhigh said:

Seems really creepy, and debunked. You remind me of Ron Burgundy here:

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Weird. 

7 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Trumpies just don't get humor.

It's not gonna work.

The Vance/couch thing was a one-off thing. And it'll stick forever.

Oh yeah.  True, not true, who cares.  These people are habitual,  unrepentant liars.  Turning the tables a bit is great fun, especially when it comes to JD’s amorous tendencies with household items.  Today it’s making sweet love to his couch.  Tomorrow it’s doing a little cuckolding with marine mammals.   Who knows, maybe by next week this guy’s running a cheese grater on his family jewels.  

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1 hour ago, SectionC3 said:

Weird. 

Oh yeah.  True, not true, who cares.  These people are habitual,  unrepentant liars.  Turning the tables a bit is great fun, especially when it comes to JD’s amorous tendencies with household items.  Today it’s making sweet love to his couch.  Tomorrow it’s doing a little cuckolding with marine mammals.   Who knows, maybe by next week this guy’s running a cheese grater on his family jewels.  

 

If this is all you are bringing to the discussion, why bother?

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8 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Trumpies just don't get humor.

It's not gonna work.

The Vance/couch thing was a one-off thing. And it'll stick forever.

It seems like all most of you guys can think about.  C3 is walking around here  like

 

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It would be funny if it were actually true, but if not, meh. 

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10 hours ago, Tenhigh said:

It's weird that you guys are so hyper- focused on this debunked couch thing. Kind of creepy, right?


Demonstrating that they don’t care if their side lies at all. So just fight fire with fire.

 

9 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Trumpies just don't get humor.

It's not gonna work.

The Vance/couch thing was a one-off thing. And it'll stick forever.


Humor?  LOL.

 

The couch thing is as “funny” as the horse ***** thing.  The difference is the couch thing is a lie and easily refutable if you want to be honest.  The problem for Walz is that the stolen valor issue is also easily verifiable, but not in a good way for him.

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