Let’s talk about sex

[Just Jack]

Or maybe not 

 

Celebrity sex therapist Dr Ruth Westheimer dies at 96

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c4ngqy1vxyeo

 

 

 

[TBBills Fan]

I'm so disappointed. I don't know what I was hoping to see or read, but this is not it. 

 

 

[Royale with Cheese]

You know who has a lot of sex?  Field mice.

[TheyCallMeAndy]

*Takes out notepad*

[TBBills Fan]

4 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said:

*Takes out notepad*

Just your notepad?

[Logic]

Fully clothed missionary with eyes closed and a thick bed sheet between the two of you with a hole cut in it for the turgid member to go through is the only way to do it. Preferably with the lights off, after a glass of warm milk and a couple episodes of Frasier.

Edited July 15 by Logic

[TBBills Fan]

4 hours ago, Logic said:

Fully clothed missionary with eyes closed and a thick bed sheet between the two of you with a hole cut in it for the turgid member to go through is the only way to do it. Preferably with the lights off, after a glass of warm milk and a couple episodes of Frasier.

Disagree with everything you said, except for Frasier

[Logic]

42 minutes ago, TBBills Fan said:

Disagree with everything you said, except for Frasier

[Irv]

Dr Ruth was a cool chick. May she rest in peace.  

[TBBills Fan]

9 minutes ago, Logic said:

Been there, done that

[Just Jack]

6 hours ago, Logic said:

Fully clothed missionary with eyes closed and a thick bed sheet between the two of you with a hole cut in it for the turgid member to go through is the only way to do it. Preferably with the lights off, after a glass of warm milk and a couple episodes of Frasier.

 

Isn't that the Mormon way? 

[Logic]

47 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

Isn't that the Mormon way? 

I don't know.

It's just how I was told things are done by my wife and her exercise instructor, Francisco. He's from Italy. I assume he knows a thing or two about lovemaking.

[4merper4mer]

27 minutes ago, Logic said:

I don't know.

It's just how I was told things are done by my wife and her exercise instructor, Francisco. He's from Italy. I assume he knows a thing or two about lovemaking.

Told?  Don’t you mean shown?

[BritBill]

On 7/13/2024 at 5:57 PM, Just Jack said:

Or maybe not 

 

Celebrity sex therapist Dr Ruth Westheimer dies at 96

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c4ngqy1vxyeo

 

 

 

 

Once she got beyond 69 there was no other age she was going to die at. 

[Logic]

11 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

Told?  Don’t you mean shown?

Just what exactly are you implying, sir?

[Augie]

1 hour ago, Logic said:

Just what exactly are you implying, sir?

 

I think he has the internet.