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Just now, B-Man said:

 

 

 

Ahhh, Chuck, Chuck....stop digging. Just admit it was a staged photo for Father's Day and get it over with, there's very little shame in that.

But - telling people it's Fake Meat with tofu topping: The Phoney runs deep with this one.

 

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"Calm down people, it is not raw/cold, it is a veggie burger patty underneath a slice of tofu."

Said Chuck Schumer, quoted in "Chuck Schumer deletes Father’s Day photo tweet in front of grill after critics slam his spatula skills" (NY Post).

 

 

 

 

https://nypost.com/2024/06/16/us-news/chuck-schumer-deletes-fathers-day-photo-tweet-in-front-of-grill-after-critics-slam-his-spatula-skills/

 

It's not one of those fake meat veggie burgers.  You can tell because the burgers have begun to turn brown after being exposed to air.  The myoglobin in the meat causes this reaction.  The fake meat veggie burgers don't contain myoglobin, therefore they don't turn brown.

 

I worked on a food pathogen detection project once upon a time as well.

 

But anyway...what happens when you flip that "veggie" burger onto the "tofu" side?

 

You don't need to have grilled a burger in your entire life to know that you FLIP them when cooking.

 

Real meat, fake meat.  It doesn't matter.  Your attempt to align with the common man backyard griller = FAIL.

 

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12 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

Yes this is politics today.  No it's not just on the right.  And yes it says more about Chuck.

I know it’s both sides and it’s says more about you. No brains!

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19 minutes ago, 4th&long said:

I know it’s both sides and it’s says more about you. No brains!

 

No, it's what you get.  And deserve.

 

16 minutes ago, Beast said:

How in the ***** can’t a man grill a burger properly?

 

Man.  Woman.  Kid.  

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1 hour ago, AlBUNDY4TDS said:

Fair enough, but would you fake it for a picture to show how " normal" you are?

It's at least 35 minutes. 20 is for amateurs!


Depends on your latitude I suppose 

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BurgerGate: I can't believe you guys haven't picked up on the part where Schumer says "my daughter and her wife bought a house."

Maybe that's because the lesbian family barbecue is likely to feature Impossible Burgers and Vegan Cheese?

Please dig deeper here! I'm sensing a George Santos movement.

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11 minutes ago, The Frankish Reich said:

BurgerGate: I can't believe you guys haven't picked up on the part where Schumer says "my daughter and her wife bought a house."

Maybe that's because the lesbian family barbecue is likely to feature Impossible Burgers and Vegan Cheese?

Please dig deeper here! I'm sensing a George Santos movement.

You seem to be the only one that finds that part of it interesting. Unsurprising as you appear to somewhat of a Schumer aficionado. 

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3 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

BurgerGate: I can't believe you guys haven't picked up on the part where Schumer says "my daughter and her wife bought a house."

Maybe that's because the lesbian family barbecue is likely to feature Impossible Burgers and Vegan Cheese?

Please dig deeper here! I'm sensing a George Santos movement.

Because nobody cares that his daughter is gay.  Except you apparently. 

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7 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

The idea here is "how hilarious, Schumer tries to act like a man of the people, reveals himself to be lifetime NYC apartment dweller who doesn't have a basic understanding of how the vast majority of Americans live."

So, yeah, vote for Joe Biden, the Corvette driving, Amtrak riding man of the people, not Big Lord Fauntleroy, the guy who lives in hotels.

I've never been one of those "I like him because he's just like us" voters. 

Manufactured bs.

Let's see Trump with his little doggie poop bag in action.

 

Never ceases to amaze me how little minds can be so broken so badly.

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Chuck Schumer: "Raw, with extra cheese… just like my cousin Amy's comedy."

 

Mitch McConnell: "Completely frozen for at least 20 seconds."

 

Nancy Pelosi: "Smashed, with extra vodka, like any traditional burger."

 

Majorie Taylor Greene: "Roasted to perfection by a Jewish space laser."

 

Lori Lightfoot: "Give it to us raw... and wriggling."

 

Elizabeth Warren: "With a slice of fresh Peyote, just like my authentic Cherokee ancestors."

 

Mike Johnson: "However the Democrats want it cooked."

 

Eric Swalwell: "With a little bit of Asian spice on the side."

 

Adam Schiff: "Slathered in Russian dressing. RUSSIA! RUUUSSSIIAAA!"

 

Ilhan Omar: "In bread, like my kids."

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23 hours ago, Irv said:

Dopey Schumer is so out of touch with reality.  These are types of NYC morons that represent us.  Doesn't even know how to grill a burger on the soon-to-be-banned gas grill. Pathetic.  Hope he contracts trichinosis.  What a mess.    

 

Schumer the Moron

 

 

Shower Boy Gym Jorden should hold House investigations!

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On 6/17/2024 at 7:27 AM, B-Man said:

 

 

President Reagan was right.

 

 

 


Yep that just about says it all in 1 picture ! 

On 6/17/2024 at 7:27 AM, B-Man said:

 

 

President Reagan was right.

 

 

 


Yep that just about says it all in 1 picture ! 

On 6/17/2024 at 7:27 AM, B-Man said:

 

 

President Reagan was right.

 

 

 


Yep that just about says it all in 1 picture ! 

On 6/17/2024 at 7:27 AM, B-Man said:

 

 

President Reagan was right.

 

 

 


Yep that just about says it all in 1 picture ! 

On 6/17/2024 at 7:27 AM, B-Man said:

 

 

President Reagan was right.

 

 

 


Yep that just about says it all in 1 picture ! 

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