H2o Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. Aaaaaand just like that, Keon Coleman got his new nickname: Tortuga 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 12 hours ago, sven233 said: Keon Coleman is so slow, he starts his pre-game warmups the night year before. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Keon Colman is so short you can see his feet on the driver’s license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 (edited) Keon Coleman is so slow...when they asked him his favorite receiving route, he said scenic Keon Coleman is so slow...he waits till last call before asking a girl to dance Keon Coleman is so slow...he requested an Amish buggy parking spot at OBD...by mail Edited July 2 by stuvian 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. What are the odds that the artist behind that picture may also be behind this gem… 12 minutes ago, Augie said: Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. Damn, Augie, no need to be mean. After all, he’s only a rookie and this is meant to be good natured fun. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goin Breakdown Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. Looks like Bass more than Josh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostwriter Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Freon Coldman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 He's so slow, molasses times him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 (edited) Colemans 40 was so slow they timed it on a sun dial When they asked him to run a fly route he took the train He's starting off on the taxi squad because he can't get to practice on time Edited July 3 by stuvian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostwriter Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Keon Coleman is so slow, his parents made him wear his football helmet every time he rode his bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP51 Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 15 hours ago, transient said: Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal… Nice LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDingus Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Keon's so slow he got fired from M&M factory for throwing away all the 'W's Oh... you meant "slow" as in speed? I get it now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 I've been a little slow to react to this thread. But not as slow as Leon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 When Keon says "get your popcorn ready", he means cooking it on top of the stove. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostwriter Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Keon Slowman is so slow, that when it came to determining his jersey number he used long division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 (edited) When Keon Coleman invites you for dinner, bring snacks because he cooks with an Easy Bake Oven Edited July 4 by stuvian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I can't wait for the combine in 2028,,, I hear Coleman should be finishing up the 40. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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