H2o Posted July 2 Posted July 2 On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. Aaaaaand just like that, Keon Coleman got his new nickname: Tortuga 3 Quote
Jon in Pasadena Posted July 2 Posted July 2 12 hours ago, sven233 said: Keon Coleman is so slow, he starts his pre-game warmups the night year before. FTFY Quote
Putin Posted July 2 Posted July 2 Keon Colman is so short you can see his feet on the driver’s license Quote
stuvian Posted July 2 Posted July 2 (edited) Keon Coleman is so slow...when they asked him his favorite receiving route, he said scenic Keon Coleman is so slow...he waits till last call before asking a girl to dance Keon Coleman is so slow...he requested an Amish buggy parking spot at OBD...by mail Edited July 2 by stuvian 3 Quote
Augie Posted July 2 Posted July 2 Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. 2 2 Quote
transient Posted July 2 Posted July 2 On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. What are the odds that the artist behind that picture may also be behind this gem… 12 minutes ago, Augie said: Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. Damn, Augie, no need to be mean. After all, he’s only a rookie and this is meant to be good natured fun. 3 Quote
Goin Breakdown Posted July 2 Posted July 2 On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. Looks like Bass more than Josh. Quote
transient Posted July 2 Posted July 2 Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal… 2 Quote
stuvian Posted July 3 Posted July 3 (edited) Colemans 40 was so slow they timed it on a sun dial When they asked him to run a fly route he took the train He's starting off on the taxi squad because he can't get to practice on time Edited July 3 by stuvian Quote
ghostwriter Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Keon Coleman is so slow, his parents made him wear his football helmet every time he rode his bicycle. Quote
JP51 Posted July 3 Posted July 3 15 hours ago, transient said: Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal… Nice LOL Quote
BigDingus Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Keon's so slow he got fired from M&M factory for throwing away all the 'W's Oh... you meant "slow" as in speed? I get it now! Quote
yall Posted July 3 Posted July 3 I've been a little slow to react to this thread. But not as slow as Leon. Quote
stuvian Posted July 3 Posted July 3 When Keon says "get your popcorn ready", he means cooking it on top of the stove. 1 Quote
ghostwriter Posted July 4 Posted July 4 Keon Slowman is so slow, that when it came to determining his jersey number he used long division. Quote
stuvian Posted July 4 Posted July 4 (edited) When Keon Coleman invites you for dinner, bring snacks because he cooks with an Easy Bake Oven Edited July 4 by stuvian Quote
without a drought Posted July 4 Posted July 4 I can't wait for the combine in 2028,,, I hear Coleman should be finishing up the 40. 1 Quote
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