BillsfaninSB Posted June 11 Posted June 11 When God was handing out legs, Keon was first in line. But they made him hold the door. Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Aldi's just announced that Keon will be the new celebrity spokesperson for this energy drink. 3 Quote
billsbackto81 Posted June 11 Posted June 11 10 hours ago, Thunderstruck said: I went hiking in Montana a few weeks ago, and I was pleased to enjoy the company of one Keon Coleman. As we were making our way through Glacier National Park, we came upon a 6 foot tall 1,000 pound grizzly bear who was less than happy to meet our acquaintances. I immediately took off running in the opposite direction. Keon screamed at me "You'll never outrun it, Thunderstruck! Just play dead!". I responded- "Keon- I don't have to outrun the grizzly. I just need to outrun you." He laughed, but it was one of those nervous laughs. The kind where he knew what I was saying was true. Grizzlies are actually quite fast for their size and can reach speeds close to 40mph in short distances. 🤔 Quote
MPL Posted June 11 Posted June 11 (edited) The Dolphins held a pre-draft workout with Keon Coleman but decided not to draft him because Tua kept overthrowing him by 10 yards. Edited June 11 by MPL 2 1 Quote
Mr. Wonderful Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Keon so slow he makes Tom Brady look like Michael Vick. Quote
RangerDave Posted June 12 Posted June 12 When Keon finally finishes his 40 yard dash from his combine, then I'll make jokes. But until then, I think it's a little premature. 4 Quote
Milanos Milano Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 Keon Coleman is so slow, that the only go route he knows is escargot. Quote
Milanos Milano Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 (edited) 6 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: Aldi's just announced that Keon will be the new celebrity spokesperson for this energy drink. Edited June 12 by Milanos Milano 1 Quote
njbuff Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Jerry Rice, Chris Carter and Art Monk were all slower than Coleman. How did they turn out? Quote
dma0034 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Coleman is so slow that even Stephon Gilmore couldn't lose him in coverage. Going up a hill is a reference to Coleman's speed Quote
billybob71 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Slow Ride by Foghat will be played when he scores his first TD Quote
billybob71 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Bills come out Aug 10 vs Bears and Coleman runs a go route, fast forward to home opener Sept 8th vs Cards. First offensive snap Josh realizes Coleman has just completed his route and is wide open. He throws it to him for a TD and we all dance to Slow Ride Quote
Conlan58 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 The real reason the Bills traded back twice was because Keon Coleman was too slow to answer the phone call the first two times... so they called him first thing in the morning the day of round 2 to give him ample time to answer... 4 Quote
Royale with Cheese Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Keon Coleman drives the speed limit in the left lane and never leaves. Quote
QB Bills Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Keon Coleman is so slow that when he reaches his top speed, it's not as fast as the top speed of some of the other players in the league that are faster than him. Keon Coleman is so slow that when he ran his 40 yard dash, there were people who were slightly concerned about the time it took him to complete. Keon Coleman is so slow that it's going to take him another 8 months to win his first super bowl. Quote
JustAnotherBillsFan Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Combine official waiting for Keon to finish his 40... Quote
H2o Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Keon Coleman got his first network TV gig. Dancing With The Stars? Nope. The Masked Singer? Nope. It's a new show called "Are You Faster Than A 5th Grader?" Quote
Rampant Buffalo Posted June 13 Posted June 13 15 hours ago, njbuff said: Jerry Rice, Chris Carter and Art Monk were all slower than Coleman. How did they turn out? They turned out better than Coleman! Quote
Just in Atlanta Posted June 13 Posted June 13 They replaced the “Slow Children at Play” sign in my neighborhood. It says “Keon Coleman”. Keon Coleman and a sloth were hanging out. He asked the sloth what the big hurry was. Hey o. Quote
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