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34 minutes ago, mrags said:

Naw. Now that it’s popular to call him slow I’m gonna start sticking up for him and telling everyone what a great pick he was

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im just kidding. I think he’s gonna suck 

I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract.  He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league.   His age and persona has me excited.  I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called.  It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo.  
 

not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. 

53 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

Keon Coleman is so slow, the Bills signed a Sloth to cover him in practice

Lol.  Good lord.  That was so weak Beck!  😂 

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Keon "he ain't no Deion" Coleman

 

Keon is so slow...'How slow is he?'...he's so slow that they used an hour glass to time his 40.

 

Keon is so slow that it takes him two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

 

Keon is so slow, they won't let him use the express lane at Wegman's.

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1 hour ago, NewEra said:

I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract.  He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league.   His age and persona has me excited.  I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called.  It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo.  
 

not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. 

Lol.  Good lord.  That was so weak Beck!  😂 

The poster is so slow he doesn't realize 2nd round picks only get four year contracts 😉.  I kid but I think Gary Coleman may still be able to beat him in a race.

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4 hours ago, NewEra said:

I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract.  He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league.   His age and persona has me excited.  I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called.  It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo.  
 

not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. 

Lol.  Good lord.  That was so weak Beck!  😂

Sooooo… Keon Coleman is so slow that it’ll take him 5 years to play out a 4 year contract? 🤷‍♂️😂

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I went hiking in Montana a few weeks ago, and I was pleased to enjoy the company of one Keon Coleman. As we were making our way through Glacier National Park, we came upon a 6 foot tall 1,000 pound grizzly bear who was less than happy to meet our acquaintances. I immediately took off running in the opposite direction. Keon screamed at me "You'll never outrun it, Thunderstruck! Just play dead!". I responded- "Keon- I don't have to outrun the grizzly. I just need to outrun you." He laughed, but it was one of those nervous laughs. The kind where he knew what I was saying was true.

 

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6 hours ago, NewEra said:

I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract.  He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league.   His age and persona has me excited.  I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called.  It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo.  
 

not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. 

Lol.  Good lord.  That was so weak Beck!  😂 

I think you mean 4 years of contributions. The biggest issue with the additional trade back is we lose the 5th year contract with him. So just as he’s starting to come into his own and be Gabe Davis 2.0, we lose him. The Pats will get a comp pick for it tho. So we’re all good 

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31 minutes ago, mrags said:

I think you mean 4 years of contributions. The biggest issue with the additional trade back is we lose the 5th year contract with him. So just as he’s starting to come into his own and be Gabe Davis 2.0, we lose him. The Pats will get a comp pick for it tho. So we’re all good 

Yeah, that was my biggest issue with the trade down.  Forgot about that last night.  

 

 

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