iccrewman112 Posted June 11 Posted June 11 (in my best gene rayburn voice) How slow is Keon Coleman??? He is so slow he was late to the Macy’s Winter sale! 2 Quote
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Posted June 11 (edited) Keon Coleman is so slow, geologists no longer refer to long periods of time as eons. Instead they are called Keons. Edited June 11 by Milanos Milano 2 17 3 Quote
NewEra Posted June 11 Posted June 11 34 minutes ago, mrags said: Naw. Now that it’s popular to call him slow I’m gonna start sticking up for him and telling everyone what a great pick he was im just kidding. I think he’s gonna suck I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract. He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league. His age and persona has me excited. I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called. It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo. not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. 53 minutes ago, Beck Water said: Keon Coleman is so slow, the Bills signed a Sloth to cover him in practice Lol. Good lord. That was so weak Beck! 😂 Quote
Rampant Buffalo Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Guys knock it off! Keon Coleman is a good draft prospect, and he's slowly growing on me. How slowly are we talking? In 5,000 years, he will have grown on me one inch. 2 Quote
JJGauna Posted June 11 Posted June 11 The Bills hope to finally upset the Chiefs in the playoffs with their own dramatic finish featuring Keon Coleman, it will be known for generations as “13 minutes.” 4 Quote
folz Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Keon "he ain't no Deion" Coleman Keon is so slow...'How slow is he?'...he's so slow that they used an hour glass to time his 40. Keon is so slow that it takes him two hours to watch "60 Minutes". Keon is so slow, they won't let him use the express lane at Wegman's. 1 1 Quote
Doc Brown Posted June 11 Posted June 11 (edited) 1 hour ago, NewEra said: I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract. He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league. His age and persona has me excited. I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called. It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo. not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. Lol. Good lord. That was so weak Beck! 😂 The poster is so slow he doesn't realize 2nd round picks only get four year contracts 😉. I kid but I think Gary Coleman may still be able to beat him in a race. Edited June 11 by Doc Brown 1 1 1 Quote
boyst Posted June 11 Posted June 11 7 hours ago, Draconator said: Keon Coleman outlasts @mrags, "between the sheets". You were there, too? 1 1 Quote
transient Posted June 11 Posted June 11 4 hours ago, NewEra said: I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract. He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league. His age and persona has me excited. I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called. It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo. not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. Lol. Good lord. That was so weak Beck! 😂 Sooooo… Keon Coleman is so slow that it’ll take him 5 years to play out a 4 year contract? 🤷♂️😂 7 4 Quote
BuffaloBillyG Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Keon Coleman's 40 is so slow that Matt Haack could punt the ball three times in the time it takes him to finish it 1 1 Quote
Thunderstruck Posted June 11 Posted June 11 I went hiking in Montana a few weeks ago, and I was pleased to enjoy the company of one Keon Coleman. As we were making our way through Glacier National Park, we came upon a 6 foot tall 1,000 pound grizzly bear who was less than happy to meet our acquaintances. I immediately took off running in the opposite direction. Keon screamed at me "You'll never outrun it, Thunderstruck! Just play dead!". I responded- "Keon- I don't have to outrun the grizzly. I just need to outrun you." He laughed, but it was one of those nervous laughs. The kind where he knew what I was saying was true. 3 Quote
mrags Posted June 11 Posted June 11 6 hours ago, NewEra said: I think he’ll be at least a solid performer over his 5 year contract. He’ll fill roles- fades, slants and digs while also becoming one of the better run blockers in the league. His age and persona has me excited. I think it’ll be fun to watch him mature and improve. Hopefully he can master the art of pushing off just enough to not get called. It’s an under appreciated skill that no one talks about imo. not sure if he’ll be worth a second contract if he’s going to get big bucks- but should get 5 years of contributions. Lol. Good lord. That was so weak Beck! 😂 I think you mean 4 years of contributions. The biggest issue with the additional trade back is we lose the 5th year contract with him. So just as he’s starting to come into his own and be Gabe Davis 2.0, we lose him. The Pats will get a comp pick for it tho. So we’re all good Quote
NewEra Posted June 11 Posted June 11 31 minutes ago, mrags said: I think you mean 4 years of contributions. The biggest issue with the additional trade back is we lose the 5th year contract with him. So just as he’s starting to come into his own and be Gabe Davis 2.0, we lose him. The Pats will get a comp pick for it tho. So we’re all good Yeah, that was my biggest issue with the trade down. Forgot about that last night. Quote
Royale with Cheese Posted June 11 Posted June 11 2 minutes ago, NewEra said: Yeah, that was my biggest issue with the trade down. Forgot about that last night. It really doesn't matter if he performs on the field. You're going to pay him anyway. Quote
The Jokeman Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Keon's so slow it took him 10 months to leave his mama. 2 Quote
Draconator Posted June 11 Posted June 11 3 hours ago, boyst said: You were there, too? Dude! I set a new speed record! 1 Quote
Buffalo Junction Posted June 11 Posted June 11 (edited) 4 hours ago, boyst said: You were there, too? He wasn’t , but the Islay brothers wrote a song about it…. Then Biggie slowed it down and changed the lyrics for Keon. Edited June 11 by Buffalo Junction 1 Quote
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