teef Posted October 21 Posted October 21 i'm just here to give out some hugs. come at me *****. 1 4 Quote
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 21 Posted October 21 Keon is so slow that Marshawn Lynch wouldn't have been able to avoid him at 3am stone cold sober. Quote
Royale with Cheese Posted October 22 Posted October 22 25 minutes ago, teef said: i'm just here to give out some hugs. come at me *****. What is the terminal instantaneous velocity of your hugs? Is so too fast where I won’t know its coming? 3 Quote
TheCockSportif Posted October 22 Posted October 22 26 minutes ago, teef said: i'm just here to give out some hugs. come at me *****. Cakewalk? Quote
teef Posted October 22 Posted October 22 29 minutes ago, TheCockSportif said: Cakewalk? right into my arms... 1 Quote
Shamrock Posted October 24 Posted October 24 Keon Coleman is so slow, he only made his debut in 2024 having been drafted in 1974. 1 Quote
Royale with Cheese Posted October 24 Posted October 24 Keon Coleman is so slow that if he raced against a pregnant woman, he would finish 3rd. 4 Quote
njbuff Posted October 24 Posted October 24 5 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Keon Coleman is so slow that if he raced against a pregnant woman, he would finish 3rd. That’s a good one. 😂😂 Quote
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted October 24 Posted October 24 Keon Coleman is so slow, this is how he microwaves a hot pocket: 1 Quote
Buffalo_Stampede Posted October 24 Posted October 24 Even Josh Allen got in on it during his mic’d up after Coleman’s long catch and run. Allen to Coleman - “I almost caught you from back there” 😂 Quote
eball Posted October 24 Posted October 24 Keon is so slow it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes. Quote
Royale with Cheese Posted October 24 Posted October 24 "With the 33rd pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Keon Coleman" Keon Coleman responding to his texts after getting drafted. Quote
Amorgus Posted October 25 Posted October 25 Keon Coleman is so slow, paint falls asleep from watching him dry. Quote
HerdMentality Posted October 25 Posted October 25 Coleman is so slow, because "I'm glad he's that slow. it helped us get him".... Quote
Nephilim17 Posted October 25 Posted October 25 11 hours ago, Buffalo_Stampede said: Even Josh Allen got in on it during his mic’d up after Coleman’s long catch and run. Allen to Coleman - “I almost caught you from back there” 😂 You kidding or did Josh really say this? If so, that "slow" narrative is a big gag with the team too. Quote
sven233 Posted October 25 Posted October 25 Keon Coleman is so slow that he won't find out that he won Rookie of the Week until tomorrow....... Quote
Buffalo_Stampede Posted October 25 Posted October 25 31 minutes ago, Nephilim17 said: You kidding or did Josh really say this? If so, that "slow" narrative is a big gag with the team too. He said it. 9:00 minutes in. I burst out laughing. 1 1 Quote
Bookie Man Posted October 25 Posted October 25 On 10/20/2024 at 7:52 PM, Einstein said: After he fully regained his motion post stumbling, he went 27 yards in 3.37 seconds. That is the equivalent of a 4.99 second 40 yard dash. To put that into perspective, Spencer Brown ran a 4.94 second 40 yard dash. He likely would have been caught around the 10 yard line. @Doc - this is AFTER he fully gained composure post stumbling Can't really gauge an accurate 40 time there. He's not running in a straight line up the field. When he breaks out of his stumble at the 35 he's in the middle of the hashes. When he crosses the other 40 he's about 3-4 yards outside the right hash. Quote
Bockeye Posted October 27 Posted October 27 Hey guys! Just checking to see terminal velocity on this game. Hope it was good 👍 1 Quote
HansLanda Posted October 27 Posted October 27 Keon was slow to get a second hand on a TD pass, he just ripped it with one-hand GROWN ASS MAN catch. Otherwise, def Worthy would be better. 1 Quote
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