ghostwriter Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 (edited) Keon Coleman is so slow, I saw Rich Eisen giving him pointers after his 40. Edited July 4 by Victory Formation 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Keon Coleman was Matthew McConaugheys understudy in " Failure to Launch". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Keons nickname is School Zone because he always drives under the speed limit 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 Keon Coleman is slow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Keon Coleman took speed once. It didn’t work. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 They replaced the “Slow children at play” signs with pictures of Keon Coleman. Works like a charm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behindenemylines Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Keon is slower than Deion’s amputated foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Keon is so slow, that he was the last to report to rookie camp today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Keon Coleman drinks raw molasses in January 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 It's why he orders his winter coats in July, by the time he gets it, it's November. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP51 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Keon Coleman is so slow we actually did draft him in the 1st Rd On 7/16/2024 at 6:21 PM, stuvian said: Keon Coleman drinks raw molasses in January LOL... Keon is so slow molasses in January actually drinks him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 59 minutes ago, JP51 said: LOL... Keon is so slow molasses in January actually drinks him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsGospel2014 Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBF81 Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 It's going to be interesting to see how this thread ages. Coleman may be better suited to a career in the stand-up comedy circuit than in the NFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 Keon Coleman is so slow, that he has to use a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 Keon is so slow he came in 3rd in the race between the tortoise and the hare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted July 21 Author Share Posted July 21 Keon Coleman is so slow, that his route tree doesn’t even have any growth rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP51 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Coleman is so slow his opponents in a race plan lunch at the halfway point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 I will say this......... Everyone teases Coleman about his "supposed" lack of speed, but put on the game tape of him against LSU last year. You cannot come away from watching that tape thinking this guys stinks. He was explosive, with great hands and power. I'm not saying he's going to be Anquan Boldin right out of the gate, but the skills are OBVIOUSLY there to be an immediate contributor. And if he is an immediate contributor, Allen will surely be in the MVP race (and hopefully SB MVP 😁). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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