Keon Coleman Slow Jokes

[ghostwriter]

Keon Coleman is so slow, I saw Rich Eisen giving him pointers after his 40.

Edited July 4, 2024 by Victory Formation

[stuvian]

Keon Coleman was Matthew McConaugheys understudy in " Failure to Launch". 

[stuvian]

Keons nickname is School Zone because he always drives under the speed limit 

[Fleezoid]

Keon Coleman is slow....

 

[Just in Atlanta]

Keon Coleman took speed once. It didn’t work.

[Just in Atlanta]

They replaced the “Slow children at play” signs with pictures of Keon Coleman. Works like a charm.

[Behindenemylines]

Keon is slower than Deion’s amputated foot

[TBBills Fan]

Keon is so slow, that he was the last to report to rookie camp today

[stuvian]

Keon Coleman drinks raw molasses in January 

[Green Lightning]

It's why he orders his winter coats in July, by the time he gets it, it's November. 

[JP51]

Keon Coleman is so slow we actually did draft him in the 1st Rd 

On 7/16/2024 at 6:21 PM, stuvian said:

Keon Coleman drinks raw molasses in January 

LOL... Keon is so slow molasses in January actually drinks him.

[Fleezoid]

59 minutes ago, JP51 said:

 

LOL... Keon is so slow molasses in January actually drinks him.

 

[BuffaloBillsGospel2014]

[PBF81]

It's going to be interesting to see how this thread ages.  

 

Coleman may be better suited to a career in the stand-up comedy circuit than in the NFL.  

 

 

[Peace Frog]

Keon Coleman is so slow, that he has to use a bidet.

[ChevyVanMiller]

Keon is so slow he came in 3rd in the race between the tortoise and the hare.

 

[Milanos Milano]

Keon Coleman is so slow, that his route tree doesn’t even have any growth rings. 

[HOUSE]

 

 

[JP51]

Coleman is so slow his opponents in a race plan lunch at the halfway point. 

[njbuff]

I will say this.........

 

Everyone teases Coleman about his "supposed" lack of speed, but put on the game tape of him against LSU last year.

 

You cannot come away from watching that tape thinking this guys stinks. 

 

He was explosive, with great hands and power.

 

I'm not saying he's going to be Anquan Boldin right out of the gate, but the skills are OBVIOUSLY there to be an immediate contributor. And if he is an immediate contributor, Allen will surely be in the MVP race (and hopefully SB MVP 😁).