H2o Posted Tuesday at 11:29 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 11:29 AM On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. Aaaaaand just like that, Keon Coleman got his new nickname: Tortuga 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted Tuesday at 05:27 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 05:27 PM 12 hours ago, sven233 said: Keon Coleman is so slow, he starts his pre-game warmups the night year before. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted Tuesday at 05:36 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 05:36 PM Keon Colman is so short you can see his feet on the driver’s license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted Tuesday at 08:08 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:08 PM (edited) Keon Coleman is so slow...when they asked him his favorite receiving route, he said scenic Keon Coleman is so slow...he waits till last call before asking a girl to dance Keon Coleman is so slow...he requested an Amish buggy parking spot at OBD...by mail Edited Tuesday at 08:12 PM by stuvian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted Tuesday at 08:14 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:14 PM 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted Tuesday at 08:19 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:19 PM Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted Tuesday at 08:30 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:30 PM On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. What are the odds that the artist behind that picture may also be behind this gem… 12 minutes ago, Augie said: Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. Damn, Augie, no need to be mean. After all, he’s only a rookie and this is meant to be good natured fun. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goin Breakdown Posted Tuesday at 08:36 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:36 PM On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. Looks like Bass more than Josh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted Tuesday at 08:36 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:36 PM Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Formation Posted Wednesday at 12:46 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:46 AM Freon Coldman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted Wednesday at 01:52 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:52 AM He's so slow, molasses times him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted Wednesday at 01:56 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:56 AM (edited) Colemans 40 was so slow they timed it on a sun dial When they asked him to run a fly route he took the train He's starting off on the taxi squad because he can't get to practice on time Edited Wednesday at 01:59 AM by stuvian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Formation Posted Wednesday at 01:57 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:57 AM Keon Coleman is so slow, his parents made him wear his football helmet every time he rode his bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP51 Posted Wednesday at 12:21 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:21 PM 15 hours ago, transient said: Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal… Nice LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDingus Posted Wednesday at 01:31 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:31 PM Keon's so slow he got fired from M&M factory for throwing away all the 'W's Oh... you meant "slow" as in speed? I get it now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted Wednesday at 01:33 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:33 PM I've been a little slow to react to this thread. But not as slow as Leon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted Wednesday at 02:07 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 02:07 PM When Keon says "get your popcorn ready", he means cooking it on top of the stove. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Formation Posted Thursday at 12:53 AM Share Posted Thursday at 12:53 AM Keon Slowman is so slow, that when it came to determining his jersey number he used long division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted Thursday at 01:14 AM Share Posted Thursday at 01:14 AM (edited) When Keon Coleman invites you for dinner, bring snacks because he cooks with an Easy Bake Oven Edited Thursday at 01:15 AM by stuvian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted Thursday at 01:39 AM Share Posted Thursday at 01:39 AM I can't wait for the combine in 2028,,, I hear Coleman should be finishing up the 40. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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