Keon Coleman Slow Jokes

[H2o]

On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said:

Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry.

 

Aaaaaand just like that, Keon Coleman got his new nickname:

 

Tortuga

[Jon in Pasadena]

12 hours ago, sven233 said:

Keon Coleman is so slow, he starts his pre-game warmups the night  year before.

FTFY

[Putin]

Keon Colman is so short you can see his feet on the driver’s license 

[stuvian]

Keon Coleman is so slow...when they asked him his favorite receiving route, he said scenic

 

Keon Coleman is so slow...he waits till last call before asking a girl to dance

 

Keon Coleman is so slow...he requested an Amish buggy parking spot at OBD...by mail

Edited July 2, 2024 by stuvian

[HOUSE]

 

[Augie]

Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. 

[transient]

On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said:

Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry.

 

What are the odds that the artist behind that picture may also be behind this gem…

12 minutes ago, Augie said:

Keon Coleman is as slow as @HOUSE reaching for the dinner check. 

Damn, Augie, no need to be mean. After all, he’s only a rookie and this is meant to be good natured fun. 

[Goin Breakdown]

On 6/11/2024 at 3:06 PM, TheBrownBear said:

Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry.

 

Looks like Bass more than Josh. 

[transient]

Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal…

[Victory Formation]

Freon Coldman

[Doc]

He's so slow, molasses times him.

[stuvian]

Colemans 40 was so slow they timed it on a sun dial

 

When they asked him to run a fly route he took the train

 

He's starting off on the taxi squad because he can't get to practice on time

Edited July 3, 2024 by stuvian

[Victory Formation]

Keon Coleman is so slow, his parents made him wear his football helmet every time he rode his bicycle.

[JP51]

15 hours ago, transient said:

Word on the street is he’s already got an endorsement deal…

Nice LOL

[BigDingus]

Keon's so slow he got fired from M&M factory for throwing away all the 'W's

 

Oh... you meant "slow" as in speed? I get it now!

 

[yall]

I've been a little slow to react to this thread.

 

But not as slow as Leon.

[stuvian]

When Keon says "get your popcorn ready", he means cooking it on top of the stove.

 

 

[Victory Formation]

Keon Slowman is so slow, that when it came to determining his jersey number he used long division.

[stuvian]

When Keon Coleman invites you for dinner, bring snacks because he cooks with an Easy Bake Oven

Edited July 4, 2024 by stuvian

[without a drought]

I can't wait for the combine in 2028,,,  I hear Coleman should be finishing up the 40.