HerdMentality Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Slowest member of the Wiserhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 The 100 Year War was supposed to last one year. Keon Coleman fought in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 There once was a boy from Opelousas Who was slower than a snail in mollases When his QB threw him the ball to score The snail reached first and had a snore And the boy was left pining for Macy's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCofNC Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 The Bills are just making sure :13 seconds never happens again, Coleman will run the clock out on his way to scoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 My slow cooker died. I replaced it with Keon Coleman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 13 Author Share Posted June 13 Keon Coleman is so slow, that even Aaron Maybin could get a coverage sack. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyBillsFan Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Keon Coleman is so slow that he hits the gas pedal to reduce speed whilst approaching a red light. The teamsters have officially declared that all their future 48 hour workplace go-slows are now to be referred to as "Coleman's" That's all I've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBuffalo Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 (edited) When asked to describe Coleman’s speed McDermott said glacial is the term I would use. One reporter is quoted as saying “Thank goodness he doesn’t play for the Sabres as he may actually get run over by the Zamboni if he did.” Edited June 14 by JohnnyBuffalo Added one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 14 Author Share Posted June 14 On 6/11/2024 at 12:06 PM, TheBrownBear said: Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 A "Keon Coleman" decay is so slow that NIST qualifies it to radioactively date the longest possible measurable time interval. The only thing it's good for is dating the Universe itself, and even for that it's probably overkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostwriter Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 There’s a Rich Eisen joke in here too somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonbus23 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 On 6/12/2024 at 5:31 AM, njbuff said: Jerry Rice, Chris Carter and Art Monk were all slower than Coleman. How did they turn out? Best Joke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP51 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Keon is so Sloe that the Gin evaporates and the Fizz goes flat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Keon Coleman is slower than the DMV Sloth in the movie Zootopia…, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Coleman is slower than an Undertaker entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeAndy Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 31 minutes ago, njbuff said: Coleman is slower than an Undertaker entrance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 Can someone photoshop a Shellder on Keon Coleman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 3 hours ago, njbuff said: Coleman is slower than an Undertaker entrance. Greatest ring entrance ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven233 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Keon Coleman is so slow, he starts his pre-game warmups the night before. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 4 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: Wasn't he spoofing that with the cryo chamber during his post-draft visit? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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