I'm Spartacus Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 They changed the phrase "slow as molasses" to slow as Coleman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman is so slow that if he had a race against a pregnant woman, he would finish 3rd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Coleman's so slow Kelvin Benjamin could beat him down the field eating another bag of doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 2 hours ago, Thunderstruck said: I went hiking in Montana a few weeks ago, and I was pleased to enjoy the company of one Keon Coleman. As we were making our way through Glacier National Park, we came upon a 6 foot tall 1,000 pound grizzly bear who was less than happy to meet our acquaintances. I immediately took off running in the opposite direction. Keon screamed at me "You'll never outrun it, Thunderstruck! Just play dead!". I responded- "Keon- I don't have to outrun the grizzly. I just need to outrun you." He laughed, but it was one of those nervous laughs. The kind where he knew what I was saying was true. Â 6' and 1000 lbs... something tells me that bear wasn't running very fast, either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiserplayer Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 The Bills new offensive scheme: Let the defense outrun the coverage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman is so slow that I was banned and reinstated on this board during the time he ran his 40. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeFrommStateFarm Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Coleman is so slow that he came in 3rd place in the race between the tortoise and the hare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampant Buffalo Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) Several years from now the following will happen: Â Divorce attorney: "Keon Coleman has given me permission to issue the following statement. He wishes for a divorce. Unfortunately, I was unable to help Mr. Coleman. He is completely incapable of getting a divorce. For that matter, he is completely incapable of getting any kind of separation." Â Â Â Â Â Edited June 11 by Rampant Buffalo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 13 hours ago, Beck Water said: Keon Coleman is so slow, the Bills signed a Sloth to cover him in practice  and the sloth was too fast! Coleman is so slow that the D doesn’t bother to cover him, he can only get a 1 yard gain even if he catches it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChans Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 16 hours ago, Milanos Milano said: We need some AI art in this thread. You should create one. I have a wonderful photo of Keon getting caught from behind by a sloth-human hybrid player in a prehistoric Highmark Stadium, but it is too big to upload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman is so slow that he gets dizzy from the earth turning. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 16 hours ago, Milanos Milano said: We need some AI art in this thread. You should create one. Josh and his new no. 1 receiver building on field chemistry.  1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampant Buffalo Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 8 minutes ago, FireChans said: I have a wonderful photo of Keon getting caught from behind by a sloth-human hybrid player in a prehistoric Highmark Stadium, but it is too big to upload. Â If you're using Windows, you need to go into Paint. Open the photo. Then click file (upper left corner), then "save as" from the file menu. Choose .JPEG. Try uploading that. If that doesn't work, go back into Paint. File, save as, and this time choose GIF. You should be able to upload the GIF file for sure. If that doesn't work let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 9 minutes ago, Rampant Buffalo said:  If you're using Windows, you need to go into Paint. Open the photo. Then click file (upper left corner), then "save as" from the file menu. Choose .JPEG. Try uploading that. If that doesn't work, go back into Paint. File, save as, and this time choose GIF. You should be able to upload the GIF file for sure. If that doesn't work let me know.  https://imageresizer.com/ also works  So does https://www.adobe.com/express/feature/image/resize  if you're not on a computer, well, There's an App for That Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somnus00 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 I heard it takes Keon an hour to run 30 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Â Keon versus Freeze (unconfirmed) Â 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFooteball Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Takes Coleman 2 hours to watch 60 minutes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 So now our Offense has the Shnoman and the slowman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyMaxio Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Coleman is sooooo slow; he is paced by a Frigid Atom Cloud. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrivefourfive Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 16 hours ago, Beck Water said: Keon Coleman is so slow, the Bills signed a Sloth to cover him in practice the chiefs signed WR Sloth#0 practice player to give their defense a look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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