Do You Leave the Toilet Seat Up or Down?

[dhg]

Just put the lid down. No big deal. How mom and dad taught me.

[SinceThe70s]

1 hour ago, dhg said:

Just put the lid down. No big deal. How mom and dad taught me.

 

Why else would there be a lid?

[BillsFooteball]

Lid down 

[Mike in Horseheads]

7 hours ago, teef said:

There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. 

tell her it's bidet and pat yourself on the back

Edited May 17, 2024 by Mike in Horseheads

[Milanos Milano]

7 hours ago, teef said:

There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. 

Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. 

[teef]

6 hours ago, Milanos Milano said:

Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. 

And I just realized she wrote pinch a fit instead of pitch a fit, but it really works here.  

[Sweats]

15 hours ago, teef said:

There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. 

 

 

 

 

I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf.

[teef]

21 minutes ago, Sweats said:

 

 

 

 

I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf.

There are some great minds in this thread. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

29 minutes ago, Sweats said:

 

 

 

 

I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf.

I am gonna take the counterpoint.

 

Trust me on this one!  You don't want that shi... building up in her! 

 

😆 

9 minutes ago, teef said:

There are some great minds in this thread. 

We're so smart, we can write a "master's feces" on it!

 

😏

[Trump_is_Mentally_fit]

Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. 

 

I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please."

 

 

[Malazan]

What? Ya'll don't get rid of the toilet seat all-together?

[GoBills808]

no

 

wtf is wrong w you

[Irv]

4 hours ago, Tiberius said:

Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. 

 

I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please."

 

 

Stop staring at dude's junk next time.  Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move.     

[Trump_is_Mentally_fit]

12 minutes ago, Irv said:

Stop staring at dude's junk next time.  Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move.     

Ass!

[Jon in Pasadena]

I'm all about giving people more agency to make their own choices, so I just leave it at a 45 degree angle. 

 

Sometimes I need to tighten the hinges, which is why I always have my Swiss Army knife with me.

[boater]

Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits.

[ExiledInIllinois]

59 minutes ago, boater said:

Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits.

A TRUE Bills fan!!

[Fleezoid]

20 hours ago, boater said:

Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits.

 

I do that with beer!

 

[RobbRiddick]

I'm a real man, I piss in the sink

[Steve O]

Down now. Leaving it up isn't a mistake you make twice.