dhg Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Just put the lid down. No big deal. How mom and dad taught me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, dhg said: Just put the lid down. No big deal. How mom and dad taught me. Why else would there be a lid? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFooteball Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Lid down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 (edited) 7 hours ago, teef said: There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. tell her it's bidet and pat yourself on the back Edited May 17 by Mike in Horseheads 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 7 hours ago, teef said: There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 6 hours ago, Milanos Milano said: Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. And I just realized she wrote pinch a fit instead of pitch a fit, but it really works here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 15 hours ago, teef said: There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 21 minutes ago, Sweats said: I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf. There are some great minds in this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 29 minutes ago, Sweats said: I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf. I am gonna take the counterpoint. Trust me on this one! You don't want that shi... building up in her! 😆 9 minutes ago, teef said: There are some great minds in this thread. We're so smart, we can write a "master's feces" on it! 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 What? Ya'll don't get rid of the toilet seat all-together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 no wtf is wrong w you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted May 17 Author Share Posted May 17 4 hours ago, Tiberius said: Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please." Stop staring at dude's junk next time. Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 12 minutes ago, Irv said: Stop staring at dude's junk next time. Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move. Ass! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I'm all about giving people more agency to make their own choices, so I just leave it at a 45 degree angle. Sometimes I need to tighten the hinges, which is why I always have my Swiss Army knife with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 59 minutes ago, boater said: Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits. A TRUE Bills fan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 20 hours ago, boater said: Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits. I do that with beer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 I'm a real man, I piss in the sink 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Down now. Leaving it up isn't a mistake you make twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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