dhg Posted May 17 Posted May 17 Just put the lid down. No big deal. How mom and dad taught me. 1 Quote
SinceThe70s Posted May 17 Posted May 17 1 hour ago, dhg said: Just put the lid down. No big deal. How mom and dad taught me. Why else would there be a lid? 1 Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted May 17 Posted May 17 (edited) 7 hours ago, teef said: There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. tell her it's bidet and pat yourself on the back Edited May 17 by Mike in Horseheads 2 Quote
Milanos Milano Posted May 17 Posted May 17 7 hours ago, teef said: There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. Quote
teef Posted May 17 Posted May 17 6 hours ago, Milanos Milano said: Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. And I just realized she wrote pinch a fit instead of pitch a fit, but it really works here. 1 Quote
Sweats Posted May 17 Posted May 17 15 hours ago, teef said: There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf. 1 Quote
teef Posted May 17 Posted May 17 21 minutes ago, Sweats said: I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf. There are some great minds in this thread. 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17 Posted May 17 29 minutes ago, Sweats said: I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf. I am gonna take the counterpoint. Trust me on this one! You don't want that shi... building up in her! 😆 9 minutes ago, teef said: There are some great minds in this thread. We're so smart, we can write a "master's feces" on it! 😏 Quote
Tiberius Posted May 17 Posted May 17 Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please." Quote
Irv Posted May 17 Author Posted May 17 4 hours ago, Tiberius said: Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please." Stop staring at dude's junk next time. Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move. Quote
Tiberius Posted May 17 Posted May 17 12 minutes ago, Irv said: Stop staring at dude's junk next time. Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move. Ass! 1 Quote
Jon in Pasadena Posted May 17 Posted May 17 I'm all about giving people more agency to make their own choices, so I just leave it at a 45 degree angle. Sometimes I need to tighten the hinges, which is why I always have my Swiss Army knife with me. 1 Quote
boater Posted May 17 Posted May 17 Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits. Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 18 Posted May 18 59 minutes ago, boater said: Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits. A TRUE Bills fan!! Quote
Fleezoid Posted May 18 Posted May 18 20 hours ago, boater said: Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits. I do that with beer! 1 Quote
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