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7 hours ago, teef said:

There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. 

tell her it's bidet and pat yourself on the back

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7 hours ago, teef said:

There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. 

Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. 

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6 hours ago, Milanos Milano said:

Better to hear her pinching a fit than pinching a loaf. 

And I just realized she wrote pinch a fit instead of pitch a fit, but it really works here.  

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15 hours ago, teef said:

There’s nothing better than hearing my wife pinch a fit because I left the seat up, and she ends up dunking her ass in the water when going to the bathroom at night. 

 

 

 

 

I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf.

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29 minutes ago, Sweats said:

 

 

 

 

I'd rather hear my wife pinch a fit than pinch a loaf.

I am gonna take the counterpoint.

 

Trust me on this one!  You don't want that shi... building up in her! 

 

😆 

9 minutes ago, teef said:

There are some great minds in this thread. 

We're so smart, we can write a "master's feces" on it!

 

😏

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4 hours ago, Tiberius said:

Some guys at work don't even flush the urinal. 

 

I'd also like to hang a sign in the bathroom at work, "We aim to please, will you aim, too, please."

 

 

Stop staring at dude's junk next time.  Guy's simply trying to get F out of there, before you make your move.     

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20 hours ago, boater said:

Down. I have a dog who would drink the bowl dry and pee all over the house. She's absolutely nuts about water--she has no limits.

 

I do that with beer!

 

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