WR Mack Hollins Hates Soup

[wettlaufer]

Like this guy. From this interview:

 

Reporter 1: You eat with your hands?

Hollins: Yeah, you just eat with your hands. That’s what they’re there for.

Reporter 2: Like anything?

Hollins: Anything.

Reporter 2, fascinatedly: Really?

Reporter 3: Pasta?

Hollins: If you can’t eat it with your hands, you shouldn’t be eating it.

Reporter 4: Soup?

Hollins: Shouldn’t be eating soup. You’ve never seen a lion eat soup. You’ve never seen a gorilla. You’ve never seen anything savage eat soup.

 

He can also ball.

[BuffAlone]

3 minutes ago, Prospector said:

You don’t need hands to eat… pus… nvm. 

I was gonna comment, but after careful reflection,I've decided I aint touchin that😎

[GunnerBill]

Cut him. ***** weirdo.

[MPL]

I used to hate soup. Then I started making this creamy potato and leek soup and everything changed. 

[BillsFanForever19]

Yeah, Hollins is a different kind of cat. He went viral for walking around town barefoot. I enjoyed watching his interview. Definitely an interesting personality.

 

 

[Your Brown Eye]

[Prospector]

4 minutes ago, MPL said:

I used to hate soup. Then I started making this creamy potato and leek soup and everything changed. 

Mmmm, I bet you did

[co_springs_billsfan]

Bills signed him to make Diggs seem more normal....

[Whkfc]

19 minutes ago, wettlaufer said:

Like this guy. From this interview:

 

Reporter 1: You eat with your hands?

Hollins: Yeah, you just eat with your hands. That’s what they’re there for.

Reporter 2: Like anything?

Hollins: Anything.

Reporter 2, fascinatedly: Really?

Reporter 3: Pasta?

Hollins: If you can’t eat it with your hands, you shouldn’t be eating it.

Reporter 4: Soup?

Hollins: Shouldn’t be eating soup. You’ve never seen a lion eat soup. You’ve never seen a gorilla. You’ve never seen anything savage eat soup.

 

He can also ball.

My son is 12. And I have the same issue with him. It's a fight to get him to use a fork.

[Goin Breakdown]

9 minutes ago, MPL said:

I used to hate soup. Then I started making this creamy potato and leek soup and everything changed. 

I hate that word... Leek. I also hate the word Moist. Now I'm sick thinking about those two words together. I got to go. 

[Prospector]

1 minute ago, Whkfc said:

My son is 12. And I have the same issue with him. It's a fight to get him to use a fork.

You don’t use a fork to eat soup… maybe that’s your problem 

1 minute ago, Goin Breakdown said:

I hate that word... Leek. I also hate the word Moist. Now I'm sick thinking about those two words together. I got to go. 

What about catheter or toilette? Both are funky words to pronounce. 

[That's No Moon]

I'm glad to know this person is fundamentally opposed to using cutlery. I can't wait to learn more of his interesting viewpoints.

4 minutes ago, Prospector said:

What about catheter or toilette? Both are funky words to pronounce. 

I enter corduroy and bivouac into the mix.

[RobbRiddick]

My wife and I used to feed each other soup during romantic occasions. She wasn't that into it but I swear, the louder she slurped it off the spoon the more I'd sweat. She left me back in 1997 and I haven't seen her since

[Prospector]

2 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said:

My wife and I used to feed each other soup during romantic occasions. She wasn't that into it but I swear, the louder she slurped it off the spoon the more I'd sweat. She left me back in 1997 and I haven't seen her since

Good for her… and she didn’t end up as a skin lamp shade in your window is also a plus. 

[RobbRiddick]

14 minutes ago, BillsFanForever19 said:

Yeah, Hollins is a different kind of cat. He went viral for walking around town barefoot. I enjoyed watching his interview. Definitely an interesting personality.

 

 

 

His hair looks kind of weird. The whole interview I just kept seeing this:

 

[MJS]

You don't eat with your hands. You eat with your mouth.

[DJB]

11 minutes ago, Goin Breakdown said:

I hate that word... Leek. I also hate the word Moist. Now I'm sick thinking about those two words together. I got to go. 

When she gets moist she starts to leek. 

[Prospector]

1 minute ago, MJS said:

You don't eat with your hands. You eat with your mouth.

Well not with that attitude 

[That's No Moon]

Also, someone should probably send a note to Mack Hollins.  Gorillas are catching up.

[NewEra]

I love this guy.  Very happy with this signing