Thailog80 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Paris Whatever shall we do without her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ParisWhatever shall we do without her? 358405[/snapback] Move onto the next celebrity ho'. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ParisWhatever shall we do without her? 358405[/snapback] "Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21." Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21." Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. 358408[/snapback] Yeah everygirl knows when you're getting plowed from behind not to answer the damn cell phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTS Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ParisWhatever shall we do without her? 358405[/snapback] I would also like to give up my public life in two years. On June 14th, 2007, I will no longer frequent this board, but for the next two years, I will continue to make an ass out of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21." Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. 358408[/snapback] Intelligence and tact are not included in the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years Paris Hilton: The Two Year Plan. Chick's so !@#$ing stupid it's going to take two years for her to give up the public life she says she wants to give up now. On the upside, all those sores should heal by then. Oh, wait. We're making fun of elite blondes. We should check with Ed first to make sure it's okay. I mean...we never make fun of brunettes, so why the blondes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'd still plow her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Paris Hilton: The Two Year Plan. Chick's so !@#$ing stupid it's going to take two years for her to give up the public life she says she wants to give up now. On the upside, all those sores should heal by then. Oh, wait. We're making fun of elite blondes. We should check with Ed first to make sure it's okay. I mean...we never make fun of brunettes, so why the blondes? 358423[/snapback] Now you're making fun of Ed. You're such a fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Now you're making fun of Ed. You're such a fag. 358426[/snapback] A fag making fun of Ed. Now there's irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 A fag making fun of Ed. Now there's irony. 358429[/snapback] Will you two homos settle down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Paris Hilton: The Two Year Plan. Chick's so !@#$ing stupid it's going to take two years for her to give up the public life she says she wants to give up now. 358423[/snapback] Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21." Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. 358408[/snapback] "Momma told me not to come. Momma told me not to come. That ain't the way to have fun..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21." Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. 358408[/snapback] Pretty sad that this idiot woman is trying to make herself into a celeb by latching onto her daughter's dubiously-earned fame. I guess being filthy rich isn't entertaining enough? It would be for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunBillsBacker Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 why the hell is Paris Hilton engaged to a guy named Paris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 why the hell is Paris Hilton engaged to a guy named Paris? 358459[/snapback] One less thing for her to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Oh, she was PLAYING dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Paris and Nicky pluck the publicity violin with the best of them - you dupes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21." Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. 358408[/snapback] Because of the FCC, they couldn't use the title "I Wanna be a Ho" for the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 why the hell is Paris Hilton engaged to a guy named Paris? 358459[/snapback] She heard that when a woman gets married, she usually takes on the man's name, and she didn't want to change hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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