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Paris

Whatever shall we do without her?  :doh:

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"Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21."

 

Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. :P

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"Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21."

 

Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. :doh:

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Yeah everygirl knows when you're getting plowed from behind not to answer the damn cell phone. :P

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Paris

Whatever shall we do without her?  :doh:

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I would also like to give up my public life in two years. On June 14th, 2007, I will no longer frequent this board, but for the next two years, I will continue to make an ass out of myself.

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"Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21."

 

Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. :doh:

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Intelligence and tact are not included in the above

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But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years

 

Paris Hilton: The Two Year Plan. Chick's so !@#$ing stupid it's going to take two years for her to give up the public life she says she wants to give up now. On the upside, all those sores should heal by then.

 

Oh, wait. We're making fun of elite blondes. We should check with Ed first to make sure it's okay. I mean...we never make fun of brunettes, so why the blondes?

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Paris Hilton: The Two Year Plan. Chick's so !@#$ing stupid it's going to take two years for her to give up the public life she says she wants to give up now. On the upside, all those sores should heal by then.

 

Oh, wait. We're making fun of elite blondes. We should check with Ed first to make sure it's okay. I mean...we never make fun of brunettes, so why the blondes?

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Now you're making fun of Ed. You're such a fag.

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Paris Hilton: The Two Year Plan. Chick's so !@#$ing stupid it's going to take two years for her to give up the public life she says she wants to give up now.

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Bingo.

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"Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21."

 

Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. :doh:

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"Momma told me not to come. Momma told me not to come. That ain't the way to have fun..."
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"Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21."

 

Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. :doh:

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Pretty sad that this idiot woman is trying to make herself into a celeb by latching onto her daughter's dubiously-earned fame.

 

I guess being filthy rich isn't entertaining enough? It would be for me!

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why the hell is Paris Hilton engaged to a guy named Paris?  :doh:

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One less thing for her to remember.

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"Kathy Hilton's new NBC reality series, "I Want to Be a Hilton," in which she coaches 14 contestants in taste and etiquette, premieres June 21."

 

Yeah, she did a great job coaching her daughter. :doh:

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Because of the FCC, they couldn't use the title "I Wanna be a Ho" for the show.

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why the hell is Paris Hilton engaged to a guy named Paris?  :lol:

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She heard that when a woman gets married, she usually takes on the man's name, and she didn't want to change hers.

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