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It’s 11:05 outside the Ralph, distant headlights draw near. A 1975 Camaro pulls into the lot, “Creed” playing on the radio.

 

”CAN YOU TAKE MEE HIGHERRRR”

 

The engine is shut off, head lights die. 
 

A man steps out, ripped jeans, muscle shirt, and patched jean jacket. He tosses his sun glasses onto the dash. You need sunglasses at night when the future is so bright.

 

He takes a look at the dark, still building, then heads in the opposite direction. To The Pit. 
 

When he reaches the bottom, he lights a cigarette and takes a single drag, exhaling slowly. He flicks it into a bundle in the middle of the crater, which is instantly engulfed in flames. Legend says this was in slow motion. 
 

The assistant walks carefully towards him through the rubble, carrying a tray. Where did his assistant come from? The Pit never reveals her secrets. 
 

On this tray is a single Razor flip phone and a 6-pack of beer.

 

It’s time for Beane After Dark. 

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8 minutes ago, BillsFanForever19 said:

 

Kennedy has about as much of a chance of winning the election as I do. Rodgers would have to have completely lost his mind on a psychedelic journey to give up his comeback (and quite possibly his career) on a futile bid to become Vice President.


It is what it is, but Rodgers is .. by all reports- open to it .. and he’s on a short list with Mike Rowe, Jesse Ventura and himself.

 

Hes the only one with a domain name taken out.  


Again, I highly doubt this happens, but, why the domain name around the time RFK said he decided on his VP and will announce in the next two weeks… 

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10 hours ago, BillsFanForever19 said:

 

Ah, so some Cincy fans are just as delusional as some Bills fans. Good to know.

 

People acting like since they couldn't re-sign Cousins, Minnesota's going into full on sell mode.

 

They were always aware of this possibility. They placed a price on Cousins and were fine with going to the Draft for his replacement if it went out of their range.

 

They aren't sitting their like "sh-t couldn't get Cousins, well time to trade the best young WR in the NFL". There's no legitimate reports of a Jefferson trade being a real thing. Just fans running away with their "wouldn't it be cool?" thoughts and wishing for something that isn't there.

 

They have to re-up Chase soon. Higgins is one thing. But in no scenario can you carry Burrow, Jefferson, and Chase on the same billing book.

The shiny object brigade knows no borders.

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That is....SO MUCH F'N money for a 30 year-old-receiver.

My goodness.

Ridley is a good player, and he was a few freaky TD drops away from having had very good statistical season last year in a middling Jaguars offense.

But...yikes. In a year this loaded with WR talent in the draft? To pay THAT kind of money for a WR?!

Yowwwwza.

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Just now, Logic said:

That is....SO MUCH F'N money for a 30 year-old-receiver.

My goodness.

Ridley is a good player, and he was a few freaky TD drops away from having had an elite receiving season last year in a middling Jaguars offense.

But...yikes. In a year this loaded with WR talent in the draft? To pay THAT kind of money for a WR?!

Yowwwwza.

They are paying DHop too. I guess they believe in Levis.

 

I wonder if Burks is on the block.

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Just now, Logic said:

That is....SO MUCH F'N money for a 30 year-old-receiver.

My goodness.

Ridley is a good player, and he was a few freaky TD drops away from having had an elite receiving season last year in a middling Jaguars offense.

But...yikes. In a year this loaded with WR talent in the draft? To pay THAT kind of money for a WR?!

Yowwwwza.

Totally coincidental I'm sure.

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3 minutes ago, FireChans said:

They are paying DHop too. I guess they believe in Levis.

 

I wonder if Burks is on the block.

DHop and Rid are going to be sadly disappointed in Levis.

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