In other news...Josh Allen rips pants in Paris

[H2o]

59 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

The party boy/laziness he displays in the off season and goofiness early in games might actually be a locker room issue.  Tre White busts his ass trying to get back from multiple serious injuries and gets cut.  Morse has multiple concussions and is a team leader…..bye.  I get that those things are all 100% part of the business and in no way Allen’s fault, but….

 

Meanwhile the QB spends last year trying to out fancy everyone at the Kentucky Derby, F1, Hollywood, a celebrity golf tourney every other day and whatnot, shows up for week 1 and turns the ball over 100 times.  Did he learn from that?   Well, he’s dining so well  in France with his Hollywood girlfriend that his pants he packed a few days ago don’t fit anymore.  Odds are he’s learned nothing.

 

Clearly he is among the most talented QBs in the league now and possibly ever.  He carries the team to wins on that talent at times.  His on field effort level 95+% of the time can’t be questioned, but setting a team up for a championship is a 24/7/365 thing.  Allen might just be more of a 8/5/195 effort level type.  Before anyone says I want to trade him or whatever, I don’t.  Guys like that don’t grow on trees and with his talent he might be able to win even with his subpar commitment.  If he handles things a little more professionally, he almost certainly will.  He often talks about his tremendous desire to bring a trophy to Buffalo but that appears to be talk or at least slightly below his tremendous desire for another piece of tiramisu.

 

 

This is one of the most ridiculous takes I've ever seen. And you gathered all of that grand intelligence from one story about a split pair of pants. Is this like Will Hunting looking at a painting on the wall in his psychiatrist's office?  And the locker room comment is even more outrageous when you listen to anyone and everyone in that building.  Have you every heard ANYONE talk negatively about his work ethic in regards to football? Dumb, just dumb.

 

You act like JA should be football 24-7-365 for his entire career without any kind of life whatsoever outside of the game. Girlfriend? Nope. Only football. Eating out? Nope. Nutritionist making every meal, even living inside your fridge to hand you that 2:00am healthy snack. Oh yeah, and football. Traveling to various places across the world, with a girlfriend, and eating out while you're there. O-M-GEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Nope, Nope and NOPE!!!! Crucify him!!!!! 

 

Tom Brady took all kinds of trips with his family, to various places, and showed up at a lot of these same events you're talking about (yes, all before he was retired). How many rings does that guy have? Mahomes does as well. In fact there are numerous athletes all at these same events, many of them champions, and they ALL have a life outside of their respective sport. There is a reason it's called the "off season" and it's the first week of March my guy.

 

I'm not sure if it's jealousy, envy, or maybe you're just not happy with where you're at, or what you're able to do. Whatever it is, I hope you can get past that. Or maybe find yourself a team with a QB who walks that chalk line with no personal life whatsoever. Well wishes and happy hunting. 

[Aussie Joe]

Josh caught up with Stef in Paris?

[Logic]

I'd assume the pants ripped in the front, due to his absolutely legendary sized hose.

Prolly looks like a tube of tennis balls hangin there.
Prolly looks like a baby's arm holdin an apple hangin there.
Prolly looks like an 80s policeman's flashlight hangin there.



.......I'll see myself out.

[Nelius]

I honestly thought performer was joking, as in making fun of the off the wall Allen takes. 
 

But then he posted again. Good lord. 

[Prospector]

These cap casualties are getting out of hand

[4merper4mer]

51 minutes ago, H2o said:

This is one of the most ridiculous takes I've ever seen. And you gathered all of that grand intelligence from one story about a split pair of pants. Is this like Will Hunting looking at a painting on the wall in his psychiatrist's office?  And the locker room comment is even more outrageous when you listen to anyone and everyone in that building.  Have you every heard ANYONE talk negatively about his work ethic in regards to football? Dumb, just dumb.

 

You act like JA should be football 24-7-365 for his entire career without any kind of life whatsoever outside of the game. Girlfriend? Nope. Only football. Eating out? Nope. Nutritionist making every meal, even living inside your fridge to hand you that 2:00am healthy snack. Oh yeah, and football. Traveling to various places across the world, with a girlfriend, and eating out while you're there. O-M-GEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Nope, Nope and NOPE!!!! Crucify him!!!!! 

 

Tom Brady took all kinds of trips with his family, to various places, and showed up at a lot of these same events you're talking about (yes, all before he was retired). How many rings does that guy have? Mahomes does as well. In fact there are numerous athletes all at these same events, many of them champions, and they ALL have a life outside of their respective sport. There is a reason it's called the "off season" and it's the first week of March my guy.

 

I'm not sure if it's jealousy, envy, or maybe you're just not happy with where you're at, or what you're able to do. Whatever it is, I hope you can get past that. Or maybe find yourself a team with a QB who walks that chalk line with no personal life whatsoever. Well wishes and happy hunting. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 

Hero worship: the most powerful of all elixirs.  

[4merper4mer]

Just now, Aimee75 said:

Yeah, being an extremely jealous hater is soooo much better than "hero worship".

I’m not jealous and I don’t hate him.  You’re using that as a straw man argument to deflect from the notion that Josh Allen could ever possibly do anything that was somehow less than perfect.  Newsflash:  We all can and we all do.  That includes Josh Allen, who I like a lot.

 

75% of what I wrote about Allen pointed out his positive traits.  I clearly stated that I want him to be the Bills QB.  
 

Do I wish that he had paid more attention to football last off-season?  Yes.  Why? Because I’m a Bills fan and we were really only a few plays from a championship.  With a little more focus and preparation a lot of good things can happen in any endeavor.  They could have happened to the Bills.

 

Do I think him traveling the world with a Hollywood starlet and stuffing his face until his pants rip is an indication that he learned a lesson last year?  No.  Is it PROOF that he hasn’t?  No it’s not and I never said it was.

 

In September and through the season we’ll all learn together whether he has done what it takes to get the job done.  I hope he does.  Getting fat in March isn’t the end of the world but it also isn’t a positive thing.  Thinking and saying Allen can do no wrong and don’t look at the man behind the curtain….with the ripped pants, does not manifest itself into reality.  Reality is the only reality.

[ALG1130]

32 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

I’m not jealous and I don’t hate him.  You’re using that as a straw man argument to deflect from the notion that Josh Allen could ever possibly do anything that was somehow less than perfect.  Newsflash:  We all can and we all do.  That includes Josh Allen, who I like a lot.

 

75% of what I wrote about Allen pointed out his positive traits.  I clearly stated that I want him to be the Bills QB.  
 

Do I wish that he had paid more attention to football last off-season?  Yes.  Why? Because I’m a Bills fan and we were really only a few plays from a championship.  With a little more focus and preparation a lot of good things can happen in any endeavor.  They could have happened to the Bills.

 

Do I think him traveling the world with a Hollywood starlet and stuffing his face until his pants rip is an indication that he learned a lesson last year?  No.  Is it PROOF that he hasn’t?  No it’s not and I never said it was.

 

In September and through the season we’ll all learn together whether he has done what it takes to get the job done.  I hope he does.  Getting fat in March isn’t the end of the world but it also isn’t a positive thing.  Thinking and saying Allen can do no wrong and don’t look at the man behind the curtain….with the ripped pants, does not manifest itself into reality.  Reality is the only reality.

With all due respect, your posts are always the same. Last year you had Josh as a serial killer who had a missing gf, and when it's not that, it's "he's fat and stuffs his face" all the while being miserable about his fame, celebrity gf and lifestyle. It comes off as very jealous.

 

You really don't have to worry about Josh's weight and ripped pants. Here is a video of him in Hawaii last week working with kids. He looks just fine as far as his shape goes, so Josh, if you are reading this, have some extra frog legs!

[H2o]

1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 

Hero worship: the most powerful of all elixirs.  

That's what your mind fashioned from what I posted?  You're really bad at this Dr. Phil/Mystery Incorporated thing you keep attempting.  

[That's No Moon]

3 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

The party boy/laziness he displays in the off season and goofiness early in games might actually be a locker room issue.  Tre White busts his ass trying to get back from multiple serious injuries and gets cut.  Morse has multiple concussions and is a team leader…..bye.  I get that those things are all 100% part of the business and in no way Allen’s fault, but….

 

Meanwhile the QB spends last year trying to out fancy everyone at the Kentucky Derby, F1, Hollywood, a celebrity golf tourney every other day and whatnot, shows up for week 1 and turns the ball over 100 times.  Did he learn from that?   Well, he’s dining so well  in France with his Hollywood girlfriend that his pants he packed a few days ago don’t fit anymore.  Odds are he’s learned nothing.

 

Clearly he is among the most talented QBs in the league now and possibly ever.  He carries the team to wins on that talent at times.  His on field effort level 95+% of the time can’t be questioned, but setting a team up for a championship is a 24/7/365 thing.  Allen might just be more of a 8/5/195 effort level type.  Before anyone says I want to trade him or whatever, I don’t.  Guys like that don’t grow on trees and with his talent he might be able to win even with his subpar commitment.  If he handles things a little more professionally, he almost certainly will.  He often talks about his tremendous desire to bring a trophy to Buffalo but that appears to be talk or at least slightly below his tremendous desire for another piece of tiramisu.

 

 

Or, he could be Andrew Luck and decide he's burned out and retire. It's March. Cut the dude a break. He's allowed to live life a little.

[Heels20X6]

Guys...my friend and his famiily were on the same flight home with Josh today.  Apparently, he was able to be very sweet to their daughter (a huge fan) and took time from stuffing his face full of airport food to take a picture with her, sign an autograph and tell her how awesome it was to meet a Bills fan in Paris.  

 

I've asked my friend if I can share the picture but be warned, he may seem grossly obese to some...

[4merper4mer]

48 minutes ago, Aimee75 said:

With all due respect, your posts are always the same. Last year you had Josh as a serial killer who had a missing gf, and when it's not that, it's "he's fat and stuffs his face" all the while being miserable about his fame, celebrity gf and lifestyle. It comes off as very jealous.

 

You really don't have to worry about Josh's weight and ripped pants. Here is a video of him in Hawaii last week working with kids. He looks just fine as far as his shape goes, so Josh, if you are reading this, have some extra frog legs!

With all due respect??????

 

Then you make up a complete lie about my posts.   All my posts are the same?  Seriously?  I’ve repeatedly said plenty of positive things about Allen.  If your really looked at “all” my posts they wouldn’t be hard to find.  Making up crap about what someone posts is not “due respect”.  It’s disingenuous.  I can’t help but think it’s deflection and a lack of ability to be introspective and set the hero worship aside.  But I might be wrong.

[LeGOATski]

3 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

With all due respect??????

 

Then you make up a complete lie about my posts.   All my posts are the same?  Seriously?  I’ve repeatedly said plenty of positive things about Allen.  If your really looked at “all” my posts they wouldn’t be hard to find.  Making up crap about what someone posts is not “due respect”.  It’s disingenuous.  I can’t help but think it’s deflection and a lack of ability to be introspective and set the hero worship aside.  But I might be wrong.

Go back to arguing that aliens don't exist. You're better at that.

[4merper4mer]

Just now, LeGOATski said:

Go back to arguing that aliens don't exist. You're better at that.

Obviously.  I understand my opinion about Josh’s off season work ethic is just that….opinion.  Of course the arguments are going to be stronger when they are factually based and straightforward use of logic and reason based on those documented facts.

[ALG1130]

1 hour ago, Heels20X6 said:

Guys...my friend and his famiily were on the same flight home with Josh today.  Apparently, he was able to be very sweet to their daughter (a huge fan) and took time from stuffing his face full of airport food to take a picture with her, sign an autograph and tell her how awesome it was to meet a Bills fan in Paris.  

 

I've asked my friend if I can share the picture but be warned, he may seem grossly obese to some...

Was he stuffing his face with more frog legs?

[Don Otreply]

Our boy is hung like a Brahma bull,

 

Guys wanna be him, 

Girls wanna be with him, 

 

[JimBob2232]

Hmm.   Does anyone happen to know where Christian Wilkins was?

[LeGOATski]

5 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

Obviously.  I understand my opinion about Josh’s off season work ethic is just that….opinion.  Of course the arguments are going to be stronger when they are factually based and straightforward use of logic and reason based on those documented facts.

This worked perfectly

[Chandler#81]

Josh flashed his French cut skivies? Welp, when in Paris..🤷‍♂️

[DapperCam]

On 3/6/2024 at 11:18 PM, 4merper4mer said:

Another off-season of Hooray for Hollywood with some weight gain added for good measure.  Awesome.  One of these years the guy will focus on football and actually get the most of his incredible talent.  Until then I guess it’s sampling frog legs or some other fattening French crap.

It’s possible you are being sarcastic, but if not I have two questions for you.

 

1. Who led the NFL in total yards last year?

2. Who led the NFL in total TDs last year?