SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I just checked out cnn.com and "The Most Trusted Name in News ©" has a poll up about Tom Cruise that asks if you'd change religions to date him. This in the wake of Katie Holmes "embracing" scientology. I'm glad the news has their priorities straight. BTW, I voted "yes" just to be a jackass and also because Tom Cruise is dreamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Nicole Kidman said they lost the spark after a while but she loves her cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 "The Most Trusted Name in News ©" TOUCHE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I'd change religions to date Cleopatra or Helen of Troy, but that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 It is embarrassing that 5% of Americans are that stupid, shallow and superficial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 Nicole Kidman said they lost the spark after a while but she loves her cats. 357542[/snapback] They lost their spark because it turns out Tom Cruise is gay. Wait a minute...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 BTW, I voted "yes" just to be a jackass and also because Tom Cruise is dreamy. 357540[/snapback] Careful there, you are infringing on T80 territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 They lost their spark because it turns out Tom Cruise is gay. Wait a minute...... 357551[/snapback] So you admit you feel " funny " ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 It is embarrassing that 5% of Americans are that stupid, shallow and superficial Only 5%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Only 5%? 357623[/snapback] you never miss an opportunity to bash America- do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I wouldn't convert to light beer for anyone. Losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 yes I would.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'd change religions to date Cleopatra or Helen of Troy, but that's it. 357544[/snapback] You're that old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I didn't know that Scientology was a religion. I thought it was a cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I didn't know that Scientology was a religion. I thought it was a cult. 357858[/snapback] It could be argued that all religions are cults, or at least those "other" religions are cults. It just kinda depends on the faith of the person asking the question, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddeon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bull sh-- three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless !@#$ing hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any !@#$ing time. Any !@#$ing day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for you hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a bull sh-- three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddeon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly sh--......stupid sh--....... One great big festering neon distraction. I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim !@#$ L Ron Hubbard and !@#$ all his clones !@#$ all these gun-toting hip gangsta wannabes. Learn to swim !@#$ retro anything !@#$ your tattoos !@#$ all you junkies and !@#$ your short memory Learn to swim !@#$ smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas. !@#$ these dysfunctional, insecure actresses Learn to swim Cuz I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna watch it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change my friend I wanna see it all come down suck it down Flush it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 It could be argued that all religions are cults, or at least those "other" religions are cults. It just kinda depends on the faith of the person asking the question, doesn't it? 357862[/snapback] I agree that it could be argued that all religions are cults, but from what I have read, Scientology is quite a stretch from other religions. I may be wrong but I thought that Scientologists don't believe in any kind of higher being, be it a god, cow, fire, or cockroach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 who are the 3 idiots that voted yes? I hope that is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 would you turn gay and do tom cruise for a million dollars ???i would for 10 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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