Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 (edited) [7:15] End of 1st quarter and local spots 1) Starry soda which is exactly what the world needs because there's no such thing as 7Up or Sprite or Mountain Dew. 2) Chris Walken in a world where everyone talks like Chris Walken. Awesome. What product was that for? 3) Arnold relegated to State Farm ads, GET MY NEIGHBAH TO THE CHOPPAH Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote
The Jokeman Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Just now, Ralonzo said: [7:15] End of 1st quarter and local spots 1) Starry soda which is exactly what the world needs because there's no such thing as 7Up or Sprite or Mountain Dew. 2) Chris Walken in a world where everyone talks like Chris Walken. Awesome. 3) Arnold relegated to State Farm ads, GET MY NEIGHBAH TO THE CHOPPAH 2)Yeah. Quote
stevewin Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Walken best so far - Devito saved the Ahnold one at the end Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 [7:19] 3-0 SF with a record FG 1) Nerds Gummy Clusters. The ad is kinda disturbing but that actually looks awesome. 2) Twisters movie. No Helen Hunt. 3) Booking.com with Tina Fey and Glenn Close at a combined age of what, 140? 4) Homes.com attempting to complete with Zillow? You can't compete with a company that has made themself a noun AND a verb already. Just now, stevewin said: Walken best so far - Devito saved the Ahnold one at the end Why didn't they use "get to the choppah" considering they got him to the choppah? Quote
stevewin Posted February 12 Posted February 12 5 minutes ago, Ralonzo said: Why didn't they use "get to the choppah" considering they got him to the choppah? Maybe Arnold has it copyrighted and wouldn't let them use it 😛 1 Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 (edited) [7:26] 1) T-Mobile auditions, but someone needs to explain the diff between magenta and hot pink. They ain't magenta: the first Hot Tuna record is magenta, the first Love Battery CD is hot pink. 2) Coors light with LL Cool O'Jay driving the Love Train. 3) Wide Right Of Destiny again. Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote
stevewin Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Wow stupid Gronk Fanduel got me at the end with the tribute - RIP Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 [7:33] in the defensive struggle everyone predicted. 1) More Temu, it's right sized merchandise for this virtual dollhouse. 2) Oreo doing a twist commercial without Teddy KGB? 3) E-Trade babies in a pickleball commercial. They needed to quit a long time ago. 4) Hellmann's Mayo cat with dime store Jeri Ryan. 5) Halo the streaming series, ok. Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 (edited) [7:41] 1) Reese's Caramel Peanut Butter Cups filmed in Hammer's Lot. 2) Squarespace. Please use the Independence Day beam, can you, aliens? 3) Bass Pro is selling a floating box of Marlboros that seats six and has a 100hp motor. The most American thing possible. 4) Robert Kraft standing up to people who hate semites, and/or massages. Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 [7:51] After the trickeration 1) Dunkin Donuts with Tom Brady and I don't get the boy band angle. 2) Who is my Neighbah? ask Ahnold. 3) Shogun, the new adaptation of the James Clavell novel. Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 [7:57] 2 minute warning 1) Another chance to kick off my Texas with TurboTex. 2) Crowdstrike with some steampunk western riff. 3) Google Pixel 8, with what I assume is an apology for their last year's ad. Quote
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 12 Posted February 12 The average Super Bowl commercial costs $7 mil this year. There have already been at least 2 “jesus he gets you” commercials. Maybe that $14 mil could have been better spent helping the homeless people in the commercials? 1 1 2 Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 [8:04] We can clam another ad in here on a TO sire. 1) Snapchat ad is coincidentally a pointless pastiche of images. 2) Kennedy '24 retro ad which any frame of could be the cover of a Jello Biafra album. 3) Poppi soda, it looks like soda, fizzes like soda, tastes like soda, because it is soda. If only we needed more soda in the world. Quote
Mr. WEO Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Just now, Ralonzo said: [8:04] We can clam another ad in here on a TO sire. 1) Snapchat ad is coincidentally a pointless pastiche of images. 2) Kennedy '24 retro ad which any frame of could be the cover of a Jello Biafra album. 3) Poppi soda, it looks like soda, fizzes like soda, tastes like soda, because it is soda. If only we needed more soda in the world. I’m drinking poppi right now. It’s good Quote
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said: I’m drinking poppi right now. It’s good Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda. 1 Quote
Wacka Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Kennedy ad- $7M+10 cents Uses uncle's old ad and pasted his head on them. 1 Quote
Mr. WEO Posted February 12 Posted February 12 1 minute ago, Ralonzo said: Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda. Your grandfather has a dog's name 1 Quote
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