EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Seeing as how I am not, I wouldn't know that (Not isinuating that you are). 357775[/snapback] No offense taken
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Bi-polar could be a big, white bear that goes both ways... 357777[/snapback]
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 And I suppose you look like Grizzly Adams, right? 357781[/snapback] Oh, and I was just starting to give minor credence to your powers of perception. Grizzly Adams was a Californian.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Oh, and I was just starting to give minor credence to your powers of perception. Grizzly Adams was a Californian. 357788[/snapback] Just following your lead, my friend.
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Just following your lead, my friend. 357790[/snapback] So do you park cars?
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Umm, I thought that it was implied in my previous post that I did when I lived in Atlanta. I no longer park cars seeing as though I'm no longer a student.
IDBillzFan Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Umm, I thought that it was implied in my previous post that I did when I lived in Atlanta. I no longer park cars seeing as though I'm no longer a student. 357795[/snapback] You should be warned that you can continue this discussion with Darin, wake up tomorrow, and find you have 18,000 posts to your name.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 You should be warned that you can continue this discussion with Darin, wake up tomorrow, and find you have 18,000 posts to your name. 357798[/snapback] I was beginning to gather that BTW, I don't want you to be lumped in with me since you're in Los Angeles also. Stay far, far away from this thread.
billsfanone Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Time for me to join the "Ed" club. This is a TSW tradition so let's have at it. So my girlfriend dumped me tonight. Was she cheating on me? No. Was I cheating on her? No. Were there bedroom problems? No. Was I a jerk? No. Did her friends not like me? No. So why? She said she didn't think we had a spark anymore. Read that again slowly and try to take it all in. No spark? That doesn't even !@#$ing mean anything. That's woman gibberish! There was enough spark for her to let me buy her stuff and let me screw her but not enough to let me keep doing that. How GD wonderful is that? Her problem is that she didn't daydream about me and I, in what later turned out to be a mortal sin, admitted that I really didn't daydream about her too much either. Yeah, I said I just looked forward to seeing her because I liked spending time with her (even when she was fully clothed, if you're wondering). How awful of me. I'm trying to figure out how much money and stupid crap I had to put up with during this relationship. I mean, I put up with her cats. Yes, that's CATS. She had two, and the little bastards jumped on my nuts more than once when I was over there. Please feel free to tell me how much I suck, how much women suck, and mainly how much I suck. Help me understand why I would date a woman who lived with multiple cats. Also, does anyone know how long I have to wait before I inquire about her single friends (many of whom thought I was cool and that she was an idiot)? This probably won't be a TSW classic because I'm not into the self-loathing thing (I'm an anger man, myself) but at least we can turn this into a friar's club roast of sorts. We can all share in that fact that I am the latest victim of "girl logic" (the opposite of regular logic). 356727[/snapback] Sounds to me like she was banging another guy.
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I was beginning to gather that BTW, I don't want you to be lumped in with me since you're in Los Angeles also. Stay far, far away from this thread. 357801[/snapback] You sleep with Fabio too?
mead107 Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Time for me to join the "Ed" club. This is a TSW tradition so let's have at it. So my girlfriend dumped me tonight. Was she cheating on me? No. Was I cheating on her? No. Were there bedroom problems? No. Was I a jerk? No. Did her friends not like me? No. So why? She said she didn't think we had a spark anymore. Read that again slowly and try to take it all in. No spark? That doesn't even !@#$ing mean anything. That's woman gibberish! There was enough spark for her to let me buy her stuff and let me screw her but not enough to let me keep doing that. How GD wonderful is that? Her problem is that she didn't daydream about me and I, in what later turned out to be a mortal sin, admitted that I really didn't daydream about her too much either. Yeah, I said I just looked forward to seeing her because I liked spending time with her (even when she was fully clothed, if you're wondering). How awful of me. I'm trying to figure out how much money and stupid crap I had to put up with during this relationship. I mean, I put up with her cats. Yes, that's CATS. She had two, and the little bastards jumped on my nuts more than once when I was over there. Please feel free to tell me how much I suck, how much women suck, and mainly how much I suck. Help me understand why I would date a woman who lived with multiple cats. Also, does anyone know how long I have to wait before I inquire about her single friends (many of whom thought I was cool and that she was an idiot)? This probably won't be a TSW classic because I'm not into the self-loathing thing (I'm an anger man, myself) but at least we can turn this into a friar's club roast of sorts. We can all share in that fact that I am the latest victim of "girl logic" (the opposite of regular logic). 356727[/snapback] get even, bang her mother , then send her the pictures.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 You sleep with Fabio too? 357807[/snapback] So does everyone that lives in Alaska partake in beastiality?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I'd see a shrink for that though. Of course, you've all but admitted you'll seek counseling at the drop of a hat anyway. All I was trying to do was raise the level of discourse from "BANG ALL HER FRIENDS!!!" to something more helpful. Maybe I should have jumped on the bandwagon instead. Bang-up job so far, peckerwood. "You were dumped? Seek counseling! You don't like my advice? Seek counseling! You question my manhood? Seek counseling!" Actually, I don't go to the pre-marriage counseling session until Wednesday. You're welcome to come along. 357758[/snapback] Did you just invite Darin to marriage counseling with you? Does your fiancee know about this, or are you staying in the closet until after the wedding?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Seeing as how I am not, I wouldn't know that (Not isinuating that you are). 357775[/snapback] "I'm sorry I'm ignorant, but I'm not sick so why shouldn't I be ignorant." Because naturally, only those that ARE bipolar can know it's the same thing as manic-depressive. It's the rule... This has to be a troll. No one can be this obnoxious...save beausox. And KurtGodel99. And BF. And Steve. Okay, maybe it's not a troll...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Of course, you've all but admitted you'll seek counseling at the drop of a hat anyway.Bang-up job so far, peckerwood. "You were dumped? Seek counseling! You don't like my advice? Seek counseling! You question my manhood? Seek counseling!" Did you just invite Darin to marriage counseling with you? Does your fiancee know about this, or are you staying in the closet until after the wedding? 357819[/snapback] Holy Moley, calm down. I haven't all but admitted that I'd seek counseling at the drop of a hat. It has been very helpful, however. I guess you mock that which you don't understand. Ohh, that's a good one. I'm gay now. Top notch. With deductive reasoning skills like that, you won't be a crap-throwing monkey for long.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 And no I'm not a troll. Grew up in Rochester and ordered Sunday Ticket last year so I could watch my Bills.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 This has to be a troll. No one can be this obnoxious...save beausox. And KurtGodel99. And BF. And Steve. Okay, maybe it's not a troll... 357822[/snapback] Damn, and I thought Alaska Darin was the one being obnoxious. At least my post count is getting higher
mead107 Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 ordered Sunday Ticket last year so I could watch my Bills. 357828[/snapback] what did you do before that ?
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 I either missed watching the game or put up with drunk people trying to watch the game at a sports bar.
taterhill Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Damn, and I thought Alaska Darin was the one being obnoxious. At least my post count is getting higher 357830[/snapback] live will be a lot easier for you if you use the ignore button for Crap Eating Monkey
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