Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I had one more idea. Instead of nailing her friends, I could go a step farther and make sure she never trusts a man again for the rest of her life. I mean, really screw with her head. Stay with me on this one..... I could kill one of her cats. Think about it. I'm Mr. Way-Too-Nice Guy for the entire relationship and then when things go south I go nuts and kill one of her cats. She'd never be able to trust a man again no matter how nice he is to her because deep down inside she'd always be wondering if he's capable of killing her pets. Plus if she has a thing for the "bad boys" this would probably qualify me and we'd be rolling around in the sheets again in no time. The striped one can live, but that white one always pissed me off. 357431[/snapback] Good plan. Better plan: kill her instead. You're less likely to get caught.
Dan Gross Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Good plan. Better plan: kill her instead. You're less likely to get caught. 357493[/snapback] ...and if you did, the jail time would probably be shorter...
Ghost of BiB Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Boy, are YOU screwed when somebody else kills one of her cats.
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Good plan. Better plan: kill her instead. You're less likely to get caught. 357493[/snapback] I'm disappointed that no one posted a picture of OJ with the words "You know what to do" underneath. I mean, how did we make it to page 7 without any jokes about me killing her? This kinder, gentler crap has to stop.
aussiew Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 QUOTEMFF or MUF Need a translation please. 2nd request. Anyone know what these mean?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I'm disappointed that no one posted a picture of OJ with the words "You know what to do" underneath. I mean, how did we make it to page 7 without any jokes about me killing her? This kinder, gentler crap has to stop. 357501[/snapback] Hell, it's not like you married the B word... And if someone HAD done that, there'd probably be less outrage over that than there is over your suggestion to kill a cat...
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Boy, are YOU screwed when somebody else kills one of her cats. 357500[/snapback] Yeah but think of the street cred I'd have with you and Darin. I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like I'm desecrating a Koran or voting for the wrong person on American Idol.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 2nd request. Anyone know what these mean? 357502[/snapback] Of course. We all do. Unfortunately, it must be kept secret from all Aussies. No Aussie may ever be told what those mean...it's the law...
CentralVaBills Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I had one more idea. Instead of nailing her friends, I could go a step farther and make sure she never trusts a man again for the rest of her life. I mean, really screw with her head. Stay with me on this one..... I could kill one of her cats. Think about it. I'm Mr. Way-Too-Nice Guy for the entire relationship and then when things go south I go nuts and kill one of her cats. She'd never be able to trust a man again no matter how nice he is to her because deep down inside she'd always be wondering if he's capable of killing her pets. Plus if she has a thing for the "bad boys" this would probably qualify me and we'd be rolling around in the sheets again in no time. The striped one can live, but that white one always pissed me off. 357431[/snapback] LMAO.............NO SnR, don't do this. This is psycho. Just try to bang one or more of her friends. That's simple enough. I'm telling you, the ultimate score is her sister if she has one, but, like I said, that's a tough one to pull off. Bang a friend, or someone she hates, and you'll satisfy alot of needs for yourself.
Ramius Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Need a translation please. 357420[/snapback] sorry... MFF = mandatory fat friend MUF = mandatory ugly friend or MUFF = mandatory ugly fat friend every group of girls or "hotties" has at least 1 or more of these...her identity as part of this group of "hotties" is kept secret to single males looking for ladies...often times said guy must treat the MFF/MUF/MUFF nicely or else hes got no chance with any of the other girls in the group... and when your friends girlfriend has a "friend" to set you up with, chances are its the MFF/MUF/MUFF...but man rules dictate that when having to go out with your buddy and his girl and the MFF/MUF/MUFF, you must treat her nicely so your buddy's girl thinks hes got great friends and therefore hes a great guy, and will then sleep with him... EDIT: oops, while i was typing this, more responses were posted and apparently now i broke the law...
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 LMAO.............NO SnR, don't do this. This is psycho. Just try to bang one or more of her friends. That's simple enough. I'm telling you, the ultimate score is her sister if she has one, but, like I said, that's a tough one to pull off. Bang a friend, or someone she hates, and you'll satisfy alot of needs for yourself. 357513[/snapback] Thanks, I'm glad some other people realize I wasn't actually considering killing the cat. Although.......
aussiew Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 MFF = mandatory fat friendMUF = mandatory ugly friend or MUFF = mandatory ugly fat friend every group of girls or "hotties" has at least 1 or more of these...her identity as part of this group of "hotties" is kept secret to single males looking for ladies...often times said guy must treat the MFF/MUF/MUFF nicely or else hes got no chance with any of the other girls in the group... and when your friends girlfriend has a "friend" to set you up with, chances are its the MFF/MUF/MUFF...but man rules dictate that when having to go out with your buddy and his girl and the MFF/MUF/MUFF, you must treat her nicely so your buddy's girl thinks hes got great friends and therefore hes a great guy, and will then sleep with him... Damn....that's so complicated! Thanks Ramius. Sure glad I'm outa' my 20s.
Ghost of BiB Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Thanks, I'm glad some other people realize I wasn't actually considering killing the cat. Although....... 357516[/snapback] Too late now Bubba, Darin's already fedexed the toolkit, and I'm sharpening the skinnin' knife.
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Too late now Bubba, Darin's already fedexed the toolkit, and I'm sharpening the skinnin' knife. 357521[/snapback] Well, since you guys went through all that trouble I guess it's the least I could do..... Hey, are cat's feet good luck? Like rabbit's feet....but different......only one way to find out......
Ghost of BiB Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Well, since you guys went through all that trouble I guess it's the least I could do..... Hey, are cat's feet good luck? Like rabbit's feet....but different......only one way to find out...... 357529[/snapback] If you can get the claws to stay out, they make great back scratchers hooked to a hickory rod.
Polar Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 You can do much better with someone who knows how to appreciate. She did not know how to apprecitate a good thing. To Hell with her and move on.
RunTheBall Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Why don't you bang her cat and then kill one of her friends? Bang the white one. RTB
Kevbeau Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Why don't you bang her cat and then kill one of her friends? Bang the white one. RTB 357539[/snapback] I need directions on how to clean Coke out of a keyboard.
Ghost of BiB Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Why don't you bang her cat and then kill one of her friends? Bang the white one. RTB 357539[/snapback] I don't know....that's pretty tight, and they run awfully damn fast...
Kevbeau Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Can't remember if this is the whipped thread or if the Moving in with the g-friend is now the whipped thread. Anyway here's an interesting and humorous read. A few years old, so not sure if it's been linked here before. (Rated aRRRight for strong language) http://www.kimdutoit.com/ee/index.php/webl...e_western_male/
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