Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 IBTG81 said: Dude, your first order of business is to not listen to half of these people. Follow your heart. Only you know the entire situation. I hope it all works out for ya. 358365[/snapback] *cough*gay*cough*
taterhill Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 JoeSixPack said: *cough*gay*cough* 358399[/snapback] that is highly offensive....fancy pants is more appropriate
Guffalo Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Beerball said: Just teasin. I think someone accused you kiddingly of a bias towards that other continent. Sure it's not platypi? 358261[/snapback] I think its pronounced "Plate-o-pussies" if we are indeed still talking about the girl banging the other girl. I may be wrong though...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Crap Throwing Monkey said: He should go to therapy and learn to embrace his anger instead, I suppose... 358395[/snapback] Actually, I hear therapy helps quite a lot with scatalogical issues...
IBTG81 Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 JoeSixPack said: *cough*gay*cough* 358399[/snapback] How is that gay? Because I'm telling him not to listen to a bunch of jack-asses, and do what feels right inside?
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Ramius said: Sucks man, sorry to hear it...shes obviously found someone else, but shes even more of a B word for waiting til sunday to dump you...since she knew she was gonna do it, she obviously should have done it friday so you could have spent the weekend in a drunked sh-- faced haze banging anything you wanted...especially her friends... advice?...go for the friends, but even better does she have a sister or is her mom hot? tTHATS how you get revenge 356903[/snapback] Dude, you guys telling him to bang her friends is the WORST advice. It'll be fun and all, but the fury of a woman scorn is not being put into play here. I've been in such a situation and the ex all of a sudden still loves you, but is going to kill you and her. No good sleep for weeks with this scenario. Start fresh. Trust me. t-r
Reuben Gant Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 The_Real said: Dude, you guys telling him to bang her friends is the WORST advice. 358417[/snapback] That's right, Silver and Red is vulnerable right now, and in danger of following our advice
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 CentralVaBills said: If you are bitter, do whatever you can to screw (sleep with) one of her friends. There is no better cure for your pain than that. Better yet, screw her sister, but that's usually really tough to pull off. I'm telling ya, nail one of her friends. You don't need Dr. Phil to tell you how good that would make you feel. 356973[/snapback] These guys are telling you the wrong advice man. If you are bitter do something that no one can trace back to you. The hanky panky with her friend will be in the local newspaper on Sunday. Start dating but let the friends/family go. Not to mention the girls know what you are doing. They aren't as stupid as most of us think they are (wink-wink). Listen, girls get revenge. They get you back with things you forgot you did. They are the most heartless creatures on the battlefield so just let her go. t-r
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 SilverNRed said: I had one more idea. Instead of nailing her friends, I could go a step farther and make sure she never trusts a man again for the rest of her life. I mean, really screw with her head. Stay with me on this one..... I could kill one of her cats. Think about it. I'm Mr. Way-Too-Nice Guy for the entire relationship and then when things go south I go nuts and kill one of her cats. She'd never be able to trust a man again no matter how nice he is to her because deep down inside she'd always be wondering if he's capable of killing her pets. Plus if she has a thing for the "bad boys" this would probably qualify me and we'd be rolling around in the sheets again in no time. The striped one can live, but that white one always pissed me off. 357431[/snapback] BREATHE
#89 Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 atlvalet said: Not to hijack this thread again, but seriously, what's your hang up with my previous student job? Maybe you should open a separate thread for your ad hominem stuff.To the guy who this thread is about, this whole thread exists so you can legitimize your anger towards her. I say move on and find a better one. 358325[/snapback] AD - the valets at the casino can make up to $400 a day or more cash tips
Beerball Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Guffalo said: I think its pronounced "Plate-o-pussies" if we are indeed still talking about the girl banging the other girl. I may be wrong though... 358403[/snapback] Now there's a garbage plate you could really dig into!
rockpile Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 IBTG81 said: Dude, your first order of business is to not listen to half of these people. 358365[/snapback] Truth. That also means listen to the other half. They are the ones who are telling you how lucky you are to find this out NOW, instead of after a wedding or kids. Run away!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 IBTG81 said: How is that gay? Because I'm telling him not to listen to a bunch of jack-asses, and do what feels right inside? 358416[/snapback] You want him to explore his emotional inner child and grovel back to this wench. That's GAY. He ought to grow a pair and go shag her sister.
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Gavin said: Bi-polar could be a big, white bear that goes both ways... 357777[/snapback] This thread rocks.
Guffalo Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 JoeSixPack said: You want him to explore his emotional inner child 358530[/snapback] Hey hey, this isnt the Michael Jackson thread, go explore inner children somewhere else!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Guffalo said: Hey hey, this isnt the Michael Jackson thread, go explore inner children somewhere else! 358535[/snapback] Tell that to Dr. Ed, king of all who are pu$$y-whipped....
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 atlvalet said: Actually, I hear therapy helps quite a lot with scatalogical issues... 358413[/snapback] I bow to your doubtlessly greater experience in that regard...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Crap Throwing Monkey said: I bow to your doubtlessly greater experience in that regard... 358551[/snapback] A futile attempt to disregard the obvious...that you're the feces tossing primate, not me.
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 If therapy helps you, that's an alternative to killing her cat I suppose. t-r
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 atlvalet said: A futile attempt to disregard the obvious...that you're the feces tossing primate, not me. 358585[/snapback] Riiiiight...and you're arguing with a feces tossing primate. So what kind of a buffoon does that make you?
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