Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Dude, your first order of business is to not listen to half of these people. Follow your heart. Only you know the entire situation. I hope it all works out for ya. 358365[/snapback] *cough*gay*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 *cough*gay*cough* 358399[/snapback] that is highly offensive....fancy pants is more appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Just teasin. I think someone accused you kiddingly of a bias towards that other continent. Sure it's not platypi? 358261[/snapback] I think its pronounced "Plate-o-pussies" if we are indeed still talking about the girl banging the other girl. I may be wrong though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 He should go to therapy and learn to embrace his anger instead, I suppose... 358395[/snapback] Actually, I hear therapy helps quite a lot with scatalogical issues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 *cough*gay*cough* 358399[/snapback] How is that gay? Because I'm telling him not to listen to a bunch of jack-asses, and do what feels right inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Sucks man, sorry to hear it...shes obviously found someone else, but shes even more of a B word for waiting til sunday to dump you...since she knew she was gonna do it, she obviously should have done it friday so you could have spent the weekend in a drunked sh-- faced haze banging anything you wanted...especially her friends... advice?...go for the friends, but even better does she have a sister or is her mom hot? tTHATS how you get revenge 356903[/snapback] Dude, you guys telling him to bang her friends is the WORST advice. It'll be fun and all, but the fury of a woman scorn is not being put into play here. I've been in such a situation and the ex all of a sudden still loves you, but is going to kill you and her. No good sleep for weeks with this scenario. Start fresh. Trust me. t-r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Dude, you guys telling him to bang her friends is the WORST advice. 358417[/snapback] That's right, Silver and Red is vulnerable right now, and in danger of following our advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 If you are bitter, do whatever you can to screw (sleep with) one of her friends. There is no better cure for your pain than that. Better yet, screw her sister, but that's usually really tough to pull off. I'm telling ya, nail one of her friends. You don't need Dr. Phil to tell you how good that would make you feel. 356973[/snapback] These guys are telling you the wrong advice man. If you are bitter do something that no one can trace back to you. The hanky panky with her friend will be in the local newspaper on Sunday. Start dating but let the friends/family go. Not to mention the girls know what you are doing. They aren't as stupid as most of us think they are (wink-wink). Listen, girls get revenge. They get you back with things you forgot you did. They are the most heartless creatures on the battlefield so just let her go. t-r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I had one more idea. Instead of nailing her friends, I could go a step farther and make sure she never trusts a man again for the rest of her life. I mean, really screw with her head. Stay with me on this one..... I could kill one of her cats. Think about it. I'm Mr. Way-Too-Nice Guy for the entire relationship and then when things go south I go nuts and kill one of her cats. She'd never be able to trust a man again no matter how nice he is to her because deep down inside she'd always be wondering if he's capable of killing her pets. Plus if she has a thing for the "bad boys" this would probably qualify me and we'd be rolling around in the sheets again in no time. The striped one can live, but that white one always pissed me off. 357431[/snapback] BREATHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Not to hijack this thread again, but seriously, what's your hang up with my previous student job? Maybe you should open a separate thread for your ad hominem stuff.To the guy who this thread is about, this whole thread exists so you can legitimize your anger towards her. I say move on and find a better one. 358325[/snapback] AD - the valets at the casino can make up to $400 a day or more cash tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I think its pronounced "Plate-o-pussies" if we are indeed still talking about the girl banging the other girl. I may be wrong though... 358403[/snapback] Now there's a garbage plate you could really dig into! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Dude, your first order of business is to not listen to half of these people. 358365[/snapback] Truth. That also means listen to the other half. They are the ones who are telling you how lucky you are to find this out NOW, instead of after a wedding or kids. Run away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 How is that gay? Because I'm telling him not to listen to a bunch of jack-asses, and do what feels right inside? 358416[/snapback] You want him to explore his emotional inner child and grovel back to this wench. That's GAY. He ought to grow a pair and go shag her sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Bi-polar could be a big, white bear that goes both ways... 357777[/snapback] This thread rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 You want him to explore his emotional inner child 358530[/snapback] Hey hey, this isnt the Michael Jackson thread, go explore inner children somewhere else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Hey hey, this isnt the Michael Jackson thread, go explore inner children somewhere else! 358535[/snapback] Tell that to Dr. Ed, king of all who are pu$$y-whipped.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Actually, I hear therapy helps quite a lot with scatalogical issues... 358413[/snapback] I bow to your doubtlessly greater experience in that regard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I bow to your doubtlessly greater experience in that regard... 358551[/snapback] A futile attempt to disregard the obvious...that you're the feces tossing primate, not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 If therapy helps you, that's an alternative to killing her cat I suppose. t-r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 A futile attempt to disregard the obvious...that you're the feces tossing primate, not me. 358585[/snapback] Riiiiight...and you're arguing with a feces tossing primate. So what kind of a buffoon does that make you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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