VABills Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 F that. The intelligence some show here makes me want to go to my clients in the group home for advice sometimes. 357126[/snapback] Are you still there? I thought they fired you for embezzlement.
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Good point AD. I was thinking of it from the opposite perspective. 357123[/snapback] Another difference between men and women...
IBTG81 Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Are you still there? I thought they fired you for embezzlement. 357145[/snapback] I just got a promotion. New people stepped into administration. They cut a lot of dead wood, and appreciated my "tell it like it is" attitude.
Beerball Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 If he's been screwing a damn Cowboy fan (or worse...an Aggie) then IMO, common sense is exactly what he needs. 357078[/snapback] Nice boots. Knock 'em much? And in keeping with the earlier theme:
VABills Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I just got a promotion. New people stepped into administration. They cut a lot of dead wood, and appreciated my "tell it like it is" attitude. 357148[/snapback] Damn you must be a corporate CEO. Steal money, get caught, get promoted and get more money. What a deal.
Rubes Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Damn you must be a corporate CEO. Steal money, get caught, get promoted and get more money. What a deal. 357169[/snapback] Nah, just Republican.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 A lot of you guys crack me up. I am about to get married. I'm 34. This will be my first. She's 30, at it will be her first. I am by no means an expert, but I do know this. Many people camoflague their issues. I mean, who wants to date someone with "baggage." (HINT: Everyone has baggage. Even people who grew up in a loving two-parent household. If you disagree with this statement either a) you're in denial or b) you're in denial). I suggest everyone in a relationship get counseling. It helps tremendously. Just make sure you find a counselor who's more like the Patriots and less like the Dolphins (i.e. find a good one, one you both like and respect). Men and women are both self-centered. It's the nature of beast. If you want someone to cook and clean for you, hire a maid. If you want someone to be able to share your life with, get married fully expecting that it won't be easy and will take lots of work. Also, don't blame women for your (potentially) bad taste. My .02.
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I suggest everyone in a relationship get counseling. 357212[/snapback] Yep. Pay someone else to help you talk to each other. Man, am I in the wrong business.
aussiew Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I suggest everyone in a relationship get counseling. Or join a message board...
KD in CA Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Or join a message board... 357234[/snapback] Just be prepared for the 'tough love' philosophy of TSW.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I suggest everyone in a relationship get counseling. 357212[/snapback] Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here. Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? *** Hmmm...on second thought, maybe that isn't such a hot idea....
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Alright, I finally rolled out of bed a couple hours ago. It wasn't so much that I was too hungover to get up; it's just that I really didn't feel like getting up and doing work today. Anyways, turns out there's only so much time you can spend laying in bed listening to CDs and I was curious to see what the reaction was on TSW. The five pages is overwhelming so it's time for some responses. Austin Texas hmmmmm? Well, there's only two things that come from Austin boy, steers and coeds. Jump back in the saddle and never look back. 356799[/snapback] Problem is, it's the summer semester and lots of the co-eds are home until Fall. This happened at a really inconvenient time for me. I'll be lucky if I can find a nice librarian to roll around in the sheets with.
erynthered Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 You spent to much time on the wall & the PPP, thats why she dumped you.
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 I have heard a lot of stories and yours falls into a common category. She's got someone else. 356822[/snapback] This makes sense. I know who it probably is but she doesn't actually "got" him. She still has the hots for her ex-bf who ditched her over a year ago (for her best friend) and could care less about her. Apparently I'm not as big a douche bag as that guy so I don't suit her needs.
Alaska Darin Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 This makes sense. I know who it probably is but she doesn't actually "got" him. She still has the hots for her ex-bf who ditched her over a year ago (for her best friend) and could care less about her. Apparently I'm not as big a douche bag as that guy so I don't suit her needs. 357288[/snapback] Welcome to women, buddy. Especially before they hit their 30s. Up until then, for some unexplainable reason, the majority of them desire to be treated like sh--. Nothing to see here.
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Spark means you weren't good in bed. You didn't excite her. Not enough foreplay. Dude use your tongue. 356794[/snapback] I considered this. This B word was from the Bible belt so most everything we did was because I was persuasive. She wasn't a virgin but she also didn't know what the hell she was doing either. So I spent a lot of time breaking her in and obviously she was into it.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 This makes sense. I know who it probably is but she doesn't actually "got" him. She still has the hots for her ex-bf who ditched her over a year ago (for her best friend) and could care less about her. Apparently I'm not as big a douche bag as that guy so I don't suit her needs. 357288[/snapback] You could score big in the douche bag dept if you have any nude photos of her that you decided to share with your TSW buddies...
SilverNRed Posted June 13, 2005 Author Posted June 13, 2005 Call them immediately. Bang as many as possible. If queried, just say "Well...there was a spark". 356795[/snapback] That seems to be the consensus, so that'll be the plan. Her friends weren't as good looking as her but, then again, that's not what this is about is it?
VABills Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 I considered this. This B word was from the Bible belt so most everything we did was because I was persuasive. She wasn't a virgin but she also didn't know what the hell she was doing either. So I spent a lot of time breaking her in and obviously she was into it. 357297[/snapback] Was she from North Carolina? I have it on good authority that women from NC really like to receive it orally, and if you don't you won't make them happy.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Her friends weren't as good looking as her but, then again, that's not what this is about is it? 357302[/snapback] Hell no. Besides, as the esteemed American Ben "Ron Jeremy ain't got nothin' on me' Franklin said- "All cats are the same in the dark."
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