Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Captain Jean Luc Picard would not need to beat the stuffing out of that want-to-be-a-captain Kirk: Picard would just out-think him. Picard had more intelligence in his little pinky toe than Kirk had in his entire over-inflated head. You see, Kirk was a lot like a woman: he never had complete control over his emotions. Picard was a real man: he mastered his feelings in the face of cold, hard, reasoning. Picard read good literature in his spare time: Kirk picked his nose. 356742[/snapback] Actually, Kirk had a rare book collection... (Why do I know this crap? Why do I ADMIT to knowing this crap? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Again Picard got Gyna, plus he nailed the borg queen. He was really good because she came back for him. How often does a woman travel that far for a piece of tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 more proof Picard > Kirk Hey Mr Tambourine Man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 more proof Picard > Kirk Hey Mr Tambourine Man! 356805[/snapback] Two words: Instant Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 Again Picard got Gyna, plus he nailed the borg queen. He was really good because she came back for him. How often does a woman travel that far for a piece of tail? 356800[/snapback] Baggin va Gyna is really nothing to brag about. As for the borg queen, that's really simple to explain. Picard was her first. She was going through the "He's my first, I love him" syndrome. Has nothing to do with his prowes in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 more proof Picard > Kirk Hey Mr Tambourine Man! 356805[/snapback] Multi talented! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Baggin va Gyna is really nothing to brag about. As for the borg queen, that's really simple to explain. Picard was her first. She was going through the "He's my first, I love him" syndrome. Has nothing to do with his prowes in bed. 356814[/snapback] Yeah but Gyna was 2000 years old or something. She really was looking for someone to satisfy her. As far as the borg queen, what are you talking about. She had 10 billion borg gang bangs in between each takeover. She had millions if not billions of aliens in the collective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 Dude, Shatner only DREAMS of having a role such as Professor Charles Xavier in the X-men series. 356723[/snapback] Why would Shatner dream about playing a role of a guy who gets no tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 The question is, who would you rather be? I like the possibilties on the holo-deck. Jean-Luc = Holodeck Shattner = Priceline.com * T.J. Hooker / Denny Crane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 as of 11am (13 hours into your poll)... Kirk 17 34% Picard 26 52% /dev/null needs more HotPockets® 7 14% not the results you were looking for Picard > Kirk Riker = #1 Kirk = #2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 as of 11am (13 hours into your poll)...Kirk 17 34% Picard 26 52% /dev/null needs more HotPockets® 7 14% not the results you were looking for Picard > Kirk Riker = #1 Kirk = #2 356949[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 As was previously pointed out to me by, I believe, BiB...Picard should be disqualified simply because he apparently likes to bang women who look like this. Kirk: game, set, match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 As was previously pointed out to me by, I believe, BiB...Picard should be disqualified simply because he apparently likes to bang women who look like this. Kirk: game, set, match. 356970[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Darryl Dragon, Steve Rogers, Bob Keeshan, and that guy who hangs w/ the Goof and an elephant named Smedley are far superior to either of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Kirk hijacked the enterprise to save spock. Picard would have never done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Kirk hijacked the enterprise to save spock. Picard would have never done that. 357049[/snapback] See Kirk was gay. He liked holding those pointy ears. Picard could have cared less if Riker died. Then he could have had the counseler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW_BillsFan Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 You have to go with their length of career. Picard : 7 seasons. Kirk: 3 seasons. Picard is twice the man than Kirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 See Kirk was gay. He liked holding those pointy ears. Maybe in your dreams... Picard could have cared less if Riker died. Then he could have had the counseler. 357052[/snapback] Sorry to burst your bubble, but just because Picard may have scored with Gyna (or whatever her name was) and a borg queen hardly qualifies him for ladies man status. He couldn't score with the counselor even if she had the computer generate a map. Kirk ,OTOH, would have bagged her in no time flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Poor /dev/null is under the delusion that Picard is somehow better than Kirk. Naturally, nothing could be further from the truth! Kirk kicked more butt and got more tail than Picard's pansy azz ever could. 356646[/snapback] You haven't had your morning raktajino, have you? Captain Sisko pwn3d them both: some reasons why Sisko is better 50 more reasons why Sisko is better 88 more reasons why Sisko is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 You haven't had your morning raktajino, have you? Captain Sisko pwn3d them both: 357141[/snapback] ah, but the question was better captain of the Enterprise Picard vs Sisko is a close one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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