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11 hours ago, SoonerBillsFan said:

Bonus points if we can find a Virgin to toss in?  I mean they are damn hard to find these days...

Taylor Swift. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

And by 2026, the new stadium will be completed. And they’ll tell us that it’s still called Highmark Stadium. But we’ll all know its true name: the Pit

Meadowlands only has one person buried under the field - if things go well we'll have dozens

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Posted (edited)

I just want to say ... My lawyer has advised me to say that calling for The souls of Bills fans in the pit... 

 

Should come with a warning that it is in jest

 

He said Bills fans are gullible... And will certainly sacrifice themselves for eternal glory

 

And with that being said...

 

I'm pretty sure a two Bills drive sacrifice will ensure super bowl Glory

 

Reverse the curse!

 

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, AlfaBill said:

Taylor Swift. 

 

We had a discussion about that over dinner tonight.

 

I think The Pit Sacrifice must be a Bills fan.  Trying to appease it with fans of other teams could have an adverse effect.

 

"No" to Taylor.

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

 

We had a discussion about that over dinner tonight.

 

I think The Pit Sacrifice must be a Bills fan.  Trying to appease it with fans of other teams could have an adverse effect.

 

"No" to Taylor.

@Augie is a willing sacrifice

 

He's been an active member of the board for years... A good Bills fan... And a willing sacrifice

 

And he was eager!!

 

@muppy suggested hammerlot virgins

 

Which again is a grade A concept for the pit... Can you imagine a whole ceremony where we sacrifice fresh Hammer lot virgins to the pit for Buffalo Bills Glory

 

Straight out of Stephen King

 

Honestly... Steve Tasker being a Buffalo Bills legend and Western New York citizen...  Should do the honorable thing and toss himself into the pit

 

Guaranteed reverse of the curse

 

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Posted
21 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said:

With Patrick Mahomes coming to town, only an unblemished virgin is acceptable this week.


If it’s transplantbillsfan maybe Josh will get mvp too

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Posted
8 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

@Augie is a willing sacrifice

 

He's been an active member of the board for years... A good Bills fan... And a willing sacrifice

 

And he was eager!!

 

@muppy suggested hammerlot virgins

 

Which again is a grade A concept for the pit... Can you imagine a whole ceremony where we sacrifice fresh Hammer lot virgins to the pit for Buffalo Bills Glory

 

Straight out of Stephen King

 

Honestly... Steve Tasker being a Buffalo Bills legend and Western New York citizen...  Should do the honorable thing and toss himself into the pit

 

Guaranteed reverse of the curse

 

Anyone know where Norwood is at right now? It's only fitting he be tossed in, just inside the opening on the right side when facing north. 

Posted
51 minutes ago, H2o said:

Anyone know where Norwood is at right now? It's only fitting he be tossed in, just inside the opening on the right side when facing north. 

 

He's selling jerseys to little girls who don't know him.

 

 

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Posted
10 hours ago, H2o said:

Anyone know where Norwood is at right now? It's only fitting he be tossed in, just inside the opening on the right side when facing north. 

 

I don't think you can toss someone in.  They have to go willingly, for the Good of the Team.

 

 

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