Draconator Posted January 18 Posted January 18 So I have a friend (through Rush) who lives in Kansas City. I posted the article about the pit on his wall. I was going to post his reply, which was all about matchups and how KC would win. Instead, he deleted that post and a couple of others off his Facebook page. It's all pro-Kansas City. Just a typical Kansas City fan. Can't take adversity. Quote
Irv Posted January 18 Posted January 18 4 minutes ago, Rubes said: The Pit can never be filled. It is insatiable. There have been talks about eviscerating "The Pit". Chuck Norris not available. Ultimately, too risky. Quote
Dat Posted January 18 Posted January 18 7 hours ago, BuffaloBillyG said: Don't have to. I have a list. -Jerry Sullivan -Tyler Dunne -Jackson Mahomes -William Mattar -My ex wife -Mama Kelce -Nick Wright -Anyone that doesn't put their shopping cart in the rack Playoff game, they all go. THIS IS BUFFALO!!! 4 2 2 Quote
Buffalo716 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 We should start a poll for which two Bills drive member we should sacrifice into the pit This is the highest achievement in bills fandom 5 Quote
Amorgus Posted January 18 Posted January 18 8 hours ago, BruceVilanch said: Ebaumsworld, that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time My cousin went to school with founder Eric Nauman in Webster, NY. The little scumbag would steal everything from the other sites that made them and slap his site's watermark over the original site's watermark and made millions doing it. SomethingAwful was at open war with them for content theft. Stile Project was another. What a time to be alive. It was the birth of the meme and comedy photoshop. 1 Quote
Augie Posted January 18 Posted January 18 8 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: We should start a poll for which two Bills drive member we should sacrifice into the pit This is the highest achievement in bills fandom OH! OH! PICK ME!!! Quote
Buffalo716 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Augie said: OH! OH! PICK ME!!! The pit only takes champions! It wants the best of the best! And you have some good defining qualities Edited January 18 by Buffalo716 2 Quote
Augie Posted January 18 Posted January 18 Just now, Buffalo716 said: The pit only takes champions! It wants the best of the best! And you have some good redeeming qualities Yeah, even my mother knew the truth. I guess I’m out……but I tried. 🤷♂️ 1 Quote
Buffalo716 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Augie said: Yeah, even my mother knew the truth. I guess I’m out……but I tried. 🤷♂️ I like your eagerness... The pit will accept you ECMC may not Screw the Ralph being built on ancient native American burial grounds.... Let's build the new one on modern burial grounds that we threw ourselves into! Reverse the curse! Reverse the curse! Edited January 18 by Buffalo716 2 Quote
muppy Posted January 18 Posted January 18 4 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: The pit only takes champions! It wants the best of the best! And you have some good defining qualities what about Hammers lot virgins. I've never been to Hammers lot. I would self sacrifice but Im in the wrong time zone nowhere near the 716 Aka I'm out of contention somebody will do it. Like Dennis Quaid in Independence day saving the world SOMEONE will take the hit for Bills glory it is a Lock 🙂 1 1 Quote
Augie Posted January 18 Posted January 18 Just now, Buffalo716 said: I like your eagerness... The pit will accept you ECMC may not Wait a minute here! YOU do not speak for the pit. I just moved to the back of the line, but you may be getting closer to the front. Do you know anyone at ECMC? 2 Quote
Buffalo716 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 Just now, muppy said: what about Hammers lot virgins. I've never been to Hammers lot. I would self sacrifice but Im in the wrong time zone nowhere near the 716 Aka I'm out of contention somebody will do it. Like Dennis Quaid in Independence day saving the world SOMEONE will take the hit for Bills glory it is a Lock 🙂 Yesssssss Hammer's lot virgins getting sacrificed to the pit!!!! That's some Stephen King ***** Just now, Augie said: Wait a minute here! YOU do not speak for the pit. I just moved to the back of the line, but you may be getting closer to the front. Do you know anyone at ECMC? A few nurses! 2 Quote
Saxum Posted January 18 Posted January 18 4 hours ago, RobbRiddick said: Cool, can we throw filthybeast in there or does it definitely have to be a Bills fan? You can get double credit for those who pretend to be Bills fan. Quote
Neo Posted January 18 Posted January 18 (edited) 9 hours ago, Toomstone.Part.Duex said: Saw this on GMFB and had to find it on this swifty girls X page. I had to go through tons of swifty posts to find this. I 62 years old. My kids are grown and successful. I have been married to the greatest woman on the planet for 38 years. God has been good to me. I’m ready. Well, I have to think about how I’ll explain the condiments to St. Peter first. Edited January 19 by Neo 2 2 1 Quote
Drew21PA Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Feed the pit Nick wright or a mannequin of Mahomes 2 Quote
Billever76 Posted January 19 Posted January 19 4 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: You do realize that when the pit gets filled up and foundation has been poured, we are doomed to 17 new years of drought, similar to excavation of indigenous burial grounds of yesteryear? 🤔 What’s our workaround going to be?? As long as we keep feeding the pit all the way to the superbowl championship the curse will be forever broken 1 Quote
Saxum Posted January 19 Posted January 19 2 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: We should start a poll for which two Bills drive member we should sacrifice into the pit This is the highest achievement in bills fandom I am 4F. I applied to AF and Coast Guard after college. I was told I was easy candidate for academy based on grades but when they found out I had a seizure as a kid ended my ability to play football I was told "We would sign pregnant 50 year old males rather than you". Coast Guard recruiter just shook his head. Quote
Bob Jones Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Doing it for AWAY games would make no sense at all, and I wouldn't think there's any possible way that it could have any effect on the game. For home games? Maybe...🤪 Quote
Buffalo716 Posted January 19 Posted January 19 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Limeaid said: I am 4F. I applied to AF and Coast Guard after college. I was told I was easy candidate for academy based on grades but when they found out I had a seizure as a kid ended my ability to play football I was told "We would sign pregnant 50 year old males rather than you". Coast Guard recruiter just shook his head. Is that your pitch to be our sacrifice into the Pit? So far its you , @Augie, and hammers lot virgins who have been willing This is playing out like a Stephen King movie To reverse the curse of the ancient Indian burial ground... By filling it with new blood of bills fans we will reverse the curse!! I will put a Ouija board in the hole with the names of the willing and come back on Sunday... Whoever the spirit of the pit chooses on the Ouija board is our sacrifice! It has been written! So sayeth the pit! Edited January 19 by Buffalo716 1 Quote
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